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Old Man Winters
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Two guys walk past a porch where a chuckling old man in a yellow shirt sits with his cane, and after trading greetings with him they decide he deserves a nasty surprise. They creep into his dark study and rewrite his will. Four years later, a priest at the cemetery reads the doctored last wishes to the mourners: the deceased asks to be buried as a sexy kitten with a traffic cone and confesses an embarrassing list of habits. While the family sobs, the two pranksters in the crowd can barely hold themselves together.
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Highly quotable.
Hey, you wanna go fuck with his will?
Dressed as a sexy kitten with a parking cone up my butt.
For I was a weird pervert.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
This is the cold open of the fourth episode of season 4: the sketch plays before the opening titles in the full episode, while the YouTube clip puts the title sequence at the front.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors.
- 00:00
Do do do, do do do do
- 00:03
I
- 00:36
Hello!
- 00:39
Nice day, isn't it?
- 00:41
What?
- 00:42
Huh?
- 00:43
I
- 00:44
said...
- 00:44
Winters
- 00:48
What made Winters
- 00:50
is such a dick.
- 00:51
Yeah.
- 00:52
Hey, you wanna go fuck with his will?
- 01:04
Shh! Be quiet!
- 01:13
First, it is my wishes that I be buried the way I felt most comfortable in life.
- 01:20
Dressed as a sexy kitten with a parking cone up my butt.
- 01:24
For I was a weird pervert.
- 01:26
Who did many other gross things that nobody knew about.
- 01:31
Like eating my own poop.
- 01:33
or putting nail polish on my balls. And I always wanted to do my own dog.
- 01:40
And here's a list of things I used to jerk it to.
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