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Love at First Sight

The Whitest Kids U'Know2010Season 4Episode 1
The Whitest Kids U'KnowWKUK
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The setup

Stan meets two women at a party and immediately starts imagining possibilities that neither of them has agreed to.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

At a house party, Stan is dazzled first by Stacy and then by Betty. He brings them together, hoping that their introduction will lead to an intimate encounter between the two women. When his fantasy fails to materialize, he asks about their salaries and leaves with the higher earner. Betty is then approached by a former Home Improvement actor whose interest in her income leads to a very practical request.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 3

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Highly quotable.

Dear God, please let this work.

Can I stay at your place?

ScriptEnglish · 22 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:02

    Speaker 1 ?

    So I find out that one of the kids from that show Home Improvement lives in my building. And you know how much I love celebs, right?

  2. 00:09

    Stan ?

    Yeah, man.

  3. 00:10

    Speaker 1 ?

    Uh, yeah, man. So I'm thinking, I throw a killer party, maybe he's gonna show up.

  4. 00:16

    Stan ?

    Yeah, look, I was just stopping by, so I think I'm gonna get going.

  5. 00:19

    Speaker 1 ?

    No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hang out, man. Meet some people. Hey, Stacy. Stacy, meet Sam. Meet Stacy, Sam.

  6. 00:41

    Stacy ?

    Hi. Nice to meet you.

  7. 00:45

    Stan ?

    Likewise.

  8. 00:46

    Speaker 1 ?

    Yeah, cool. Okay. And, uh, meet Betty also. Betty, come meet Sam.

  9. 00:51

    Stan ?

    Hold on one second. Dear God, please let this work. Stacy, I want you to meet Betty.

  10. 01:29

    Stacy ?

    Oh, uh, hi.

  11. 01:33

    Stan ?

    Damn it!

  12. 01:36

    Are you okay?

  13. 01:37

    Stan ?

    Yeah, it's just that... It's so close!

  14. 01:43

    How much do you make? $35,000 a year. You? Forty-five. Geez, really? Alright, forty-five. Let's go.

  15. 01:57

    Speaker 2 ?

    Hey, why so glum?

  16. 01:59

    Betty ?

    Look familiar.

  17. 02:04

    Speaker 2 ?

    Yeah? You ever seen a little show called Home Improvement?

  18. 02:08

    What are the signs?

  19. 02:10

    Speaker 2 ?

    So, how much do you make?

  20. 02:12

    Betty ?

    Thirty-five K.

  21. 02:13

    Speaker 2 ?

    No way! That's amazing! Can I stay at your place?

  22. 02:17

    Okay!

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