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Great Grandmas

The Whitest Kids U'Know 2010 Season 4 Episode 7

SKETCH-O-VISION

A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

A video-store customer demands an exchange after a porn title's wording leaves him with great-grandmothers instead of grandmas who are great.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

A man in a light-blue shirt walks into a video store, assures the clerk up front that he is not a police officer, and is promptly told to leave. The next customer, a bespectacled regular, wants to swap a tape from the store's grandma section: faced with a shelf of grandma titles, he chose the one billed as great grandmas, expecting grandmothers who were great, and got a film full of great-grandmothers instead. His careful explanations only confuse the clerk, who suggests great-great-grandmas and, when the customer admits he prefers anything involving family members, offers an animated film about a sexy ant in a bikini. Outside on the street, the first customer is being wrestled into a police car, pleading that the kitty porn he asked for meant actual kittens.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 5

Highly quotable.

I'm looking for a video, and right off the bat, I'd like to say I'm not a cop.

I wanted some grandmas that were great, not great-grandmas, as in grandma's moms.

I said kitty porn, like with kittens.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Third sketch of season 4, episode 7 (aired July 23, 2010).

ScriptEnglish · 30 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

00:05
Store Clerk ?
Hello!
00:07
Customer
Hello, how are you? I'm looking for a video and right off the bat I'd like to say I'm not a cop.
00:14
Store Clerk
Get out of my store.
00:14
Customer
Okay, fair enough, no harm asking.
00:20
Customer
Um, hi, uh, I was in here yesterday and I bought a video and I was wondering if I could exchange it.
00:27
Store Clerk
What's wrong with it?
00:28
Customer
Well, um, I was in your grandma's section and, oh, as of lately I've been getting into grandma porn because...
00:34
Store Clerk
I don't.
00:35
Customer
Okay, it's just, long story short, my grandma just died, and I've been attracted to her.
00:40
Store Clerk
Ah! What's wrong with it?
00:42
Customer
Well, I was trying to figure out which one to get, and I saw that you have slutty grandmas, black grandmas, gaping grandmas. I mean, you have a whole bunch.
00:50
Store Clerk
We brought ourselves in our selection.
00:52
Customer
Right. Well, I was trying to figure out which one would be the best one to get, and I saw that you have amazing grandmas, fantastic grandmas, and great grandmas. So I thought, great. So I bought the video, and I went home. shortly thereafter I realized that great grandma's is about great grandma's
01:10
Store Clerk
I don't follow
01:11
Customer
well I thought the film would be full of great grandma's but it's really full of great grandma's
01:19
Store Clerk
that's what it says on the box
01:20
Customer
all right how do I explain this um I thought that this would be a great film about grandmas but what this is is a film about great-grandmas I mean some of them I don't even think they knew where they were some of them are seen a shit the great-grandmas see that's what I mean I wanted some grandmas that were great not great-grandmas as in grandma's mom's
01:46
Store Clerk
oh okay you're gonna want to get great great-grandma
01:52
Customer
no I don't want great-great-grandma
01:54
Store Clerk
no no don't worry it's not great great grandma's it's great great grandma's
01:59
Customer
you know I'm not attracted to great grandma's and you know one of them in this video I'm pretty sure she was a dead lady people like different things I know people like different things I don't like great grandma's I am a normal
02:11
Store Clerk ?
well
02:11
Customer
okay I am a fairly normal grandma loving customer
02:15
Store Clerk
well maybe you'd like to try one of our other videos
02:17
Customer
does it have anything to do with family members cuz that's sort of my thing
02:23
Store Clerk
sure uh yeah we got uh my sexy ant right here
02:26
Customer
this This is an animated film about a bug in a bikini
02:35
Store Clerk
he's a sexy ant
02:36
Customer
you sir are ridiculous
02:39
Customer
no no no no no no no no no i said kitty porn like with kittens