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Freaky Thursday
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Mr. Peterson turns up at Marla's door with alarming news: he insists he is really her boyfriend Danny, trapped in his dad's body after a mishap with a magic mirror, and he proves it by reciting private moments the couple shared. Marla buys the story, so when the real Danny protests, she treats him as the creepy father and happily snuggles up to Mr. Peterson instead. Danny runs to his mother for help, only to find she has been told the same tale and now wants him in her bed. The sketch then freezes for a mock interactive 'Would You Do It?' poll asking viewers to vote on what Danny should do, which ends in a dead heat because one viewer at home refuses to press a button despite his own mother's nagging.
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Last night, my dad and I both touched a magic mirror at the same time, and we switched bodies.
Nice try, Mr. Peterson.
Touch the left side of your screen if you think mother-son dirty business is morally wrong.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:06
Marla ?
Mr. Peterson.
- 00:08
Mr. Peterson ?
Marla. How are you? We need to talk.
- 00:12
Marla
Is everything okay? Is something wrong with Danny?
- 00:14
Mr. Peterson
That's why I'm here. Marla, I know this sounds crazy, but you have to listen to me. I am Danny.
- 00:25
Marla
Okay, Mr. Peterson, I think I'm going to call Danny.
- 00:28
Mr. Peterson
No, babe, listen. Last night, my dad and I both touched a magic mirror at the same time, and we switched bodies.
- 00:33
Marla
Okay, you're weirding me out right now.
- 00:35
Mr. Peterson
Remember that time that we both got stuck in the rainstorm, and I let you use my coat and it got ruined and I threw it out? Or that time that we skipped school to go see Scary Movie 4 and we laughed at all the same parts?
- 00:46
Marla
Oh, my God.
- 00:47
Mr. Peterson
Or that time that I took you to the mall to get that tongue-piercing you always wanted, but then your parents freaked out, so now you only put it in...
- 00:52
Marla ?
To give you blowjobs with... Danny, oh, my God!
- 01:02
Danny
Who's been reading my diary?
- 01:04
Mr. Peterson
What now?
- 01:05
Danny
The lock on my diary. It's broken.
- 01:07
Mr. Peterson
I thought boys called those journals.
- 01:09
Danny
Whatever. Who did it?
- 01:10
Mr. Peterson
Are you accusing me?
- 01:12
Danny
Well, somebody did it. Marla, what's up, babe?
- 01:17
Marla
Hi.
- 01:18
Danny
What's going on? Something wrong?
- 01:20
Marla
Nice try, Mr. Peterson.
- 01:22
Danny
What?
- 01:24
Marla
Hey, sexy.
- 01:25
Mr. Peterson
Hey, babe.
- 01:27
Danny ?
What the is going on?
- 01:29
Marla
Danny told me all about how you two switched bodies.
- 01:32
Mr. Peterson
Yeah, Dad, could you give us a little bit of privacy?
- 01:35
Marla
Oh, my God. Look what I put in.
- 01:39
Mr. Peterson
Oh, nice.
- 01:40
Danny ?
Marla, that was just for us.
- 01:42
Marla
Mr. Peterson, you're kind of creeping me out right now.
- 01:45
Mr. Peterson
I'm sorry about that, babe. You remember how my dad was always hitting on you and stuff? He's such a pervert.
- 01:53
Danny
Okay, this ends now. Dad, go. Out.
- 01:56
Mr. Peterson
All right, Dad. I mean, I guess it is his house. Marla, did you bring your car? Maybe we could make out in that.
- 02:03
Danny
Marla, he's lying. Marla, he's lying.
- 02:06
Mr. Peterson ?
You are pathetic. You score that pot, babe?
- 02:10
Tuts.
- 02:11
Danny
I'm telling Mom. Mom, Mom, do you know what Dad's doing?
- 02:18
Mother
Shh! Shhh! Danny told me all about it.
- 02:22
Danny
What?
- 02:23
Mother
Did he leave with that little girlfriend of his?
- 02:26
Danny
Mom?
- 02:27
Mother
Get over here, tiger. Rawr!
- 02:30
Danny ?
Ahhh!
- 02:32
Speaker 1 ?
Would you do it? All right, audience. Touch the left side of your screen if you think mother-son dirty business is morally wrong. Or touch the right side of your screen if you think he should get up in there. Cast your votes now. The votes are in. and we have an exact tie looks like someone didn't vote looks like someone didn't vote
- 03:14
Speaker 2 ?
come Come on you didn't vote
- 03:18
Son
I don't need to vote mom
- 03:19
Speaker 2 ?
I voted
- 03:20
Son
I saw you vote
- 03:22
Speaker 2 ?
oops I dropped the remote there's
- 03:27
Speaker 1 ?
Looks like someone didn't vote.
- 03:30
Speaker 2 ?
There's that remote feel like voting yet
The rabbit hole continues
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