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Freaky Thursday

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The setup

A father tries to steal his son's girlfriend by convincing her that the two of them magically traded bodies overnight.

Community rating

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Mr. Peterson turns up at Marla's door with alarming news: he insists he is really her boyfriend Danny, trapped in his dad's body after a mishap with a magic mirror, and he proves it by reciting private moments the couple shared. Marla buys the story, so when the real Danny protests, she treats him as the creepy father and happily snuggles up to Mr. Peterson instead. Danny runs to his mother for help, only to find she has been told the same tale and now wants him in her bed. The sketch then freezes for a mock interactive 'Would You Do It?' poll asking viewers to vote on what Danny should do, which ends in a dead heat because one viewer at home refuses to press a button despite his own mother's nagging.

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Highly quotable.

Last night, my dad and I both touched a magic mirror at the same time, and we switched bodies.

Nice try, Mr. Peterson.

Touch the left side of your screen if you think mother-son dirty business is morally wrong.

ScriptEnglish · 52 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:06

    Marla ?

    Mr. Peterson.

  2. 00:08

    Mr. Peterson ?

    Marla. How are you? We need to talk.

  3. 00:12

    Marla

    Is everything okay? Is something wrong with Danny?

  4. 00:14

    Mr. Peterson

    That's why I'm here. Marla, I know this sounds crazy, but you have to listen to me. I am Danny.

  5. 00:25

    Marla

    Okay, Mr. Peterson, I think I'm going to call Danny.

  6. 00:28

    Mr. Peterson

    No, babe, listen. Last night, my dad and I both touched a magic mirror at the same time, and we switched bodies.

  7. 00:33

    Marla

    Okay, you're weirding me out right now.

  8. 00:35

    Mr. Peterson

    Remember that time that we both got stuck in the rainstorm, and I let you use my coat and it got ruined and I threw it out? Or that time that we skipped school to go see Scary Movie 4 and we laughed at all the same parts?

  9. 00:46

    Marla

    Oh, my God.

  10. 00:47

    Mr. Peterson

    Or that time that I took you to the mall to get that tongue-piercing you always wanted, but then your parents freaked out, so now you only put it in...

  11. 00:52

    Marla ?

    To give you blowjobs with... Danny, oh, my God!

  12. 01:02

    Danny

    Who's been reading my diary?

  13. 01:04

    Mr. Peterson

    What now?

  14. 01:05

    Danny

    The lock on my diary. It's broken.

  15. 01:07

    Mr. Peterson

    I thought boys called those journals.

  16. 01:09

    Danny

    Whatever. Who did it?

  17. 01:10

    Mr. Peterson

    Are you accusing me?

  18. 01:12

    Danny

    Well, somebody did it. Marla, what's up, babe?

  19. 01:17

    Marla

    Hi.

  20. 01:18

    Danny

    What's going on? Something wrong?

  21. 01:20

    Marla

    Nice try, Mr. Peterson.

  22. 01:22

    Danny

    What?

  23. 01:24

    Marla

    Hey, sexy.

  24. 01:25

    Mr. Peterson

    Hey, babe.

  25. 01:27

    Danny ?

    What the is going on?

  26. 01:29

    Marla

    Danny told me all about how you two switched bodies.

  27. 01:32

    Mr. Peterson

    Yeah, Dad, could you give us a little bit of privacy?

  28. 01:35

    Marla

    Oh, my God. Look what I put in.

  29. 01:39

    Mr. Peterson

    Oh, nice.

  30. 01:40

    Danny ?

    Marla, that was just for us.

  31. 01:42

    Marla

    Mr. Peterson, you're kind of creeping me out right now.

  32. 01:45

    Mr. Peterson

    I'm sorry about that, babe. You remember how my dad was always hitting on you and stuff? He's such a pervert.

  33. 01:53

    Danny

    Okay, this ends now. Dad, go. Out.

  34. 01:56

    Mr. Peterson

    All right, Dad. I mean, I guess it is his house. Marla, did you bring your car? Maybe we could make out in that.

  35. 02:03

    Danny

    Marla, he's lying. Marla, he's lying.

  36. 02:06

    Mr. Peterson ?

    You are pathetic. You score that pot, babe?

  37. 02:10

    Tuts.

  38. 02:11

    Danny

    I'm telling Mom. Mom, Mom, do you know what Dad's doing?

  39. 02:18

    Mother

    Shh! Shhh! Danny told me all about it.

  40. 02:22

    Danny

    What?

  41. 02:23

    Mother

    Did he leave with that little girlfriend of his?

  42. 02:26

    Danny

    Mom?

  43. 02:27

    Mother

    Get over here, tiger. Rawr!

  44. 02:30

    Danny ?

    Ahhh!

  45. 02:32

    Speaker 1 ?

    Would you do it? All right, audience. Touch the left side of your screen if you think mother-son dirty business is morally wrong. Or touch the right side of your screen if you think he should get up in there. Cast your votes now. The votes are in. and we have an exact tie looks like someone didn't vote looks like someone didn't vote

  46. 03:14

    Speaker 2 ?

    come Come on you didn't vote

  47. 03:18

    Son

    I don't need to vote mom

  48. 03:19

    Speaker 2 ?

    I voted

  49. 03:20

    Son

    I saw you vote

  50. 03:22

    Speaker 2 ?

    oops I dropped the remote there's

  51. 03:27

    Speaker 1 ?

    Looks like someone didn't vote.

  52. 03:30

    Speaker 2 ?

    There's that remote feel like voting yet

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