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Barney the Bear
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
When Barney rides out of the circus, the ringmaster discovers that the bear has prepared for more than a stunt. Across town, a hunter settles in for a quiet night before his old adversary arrives.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 4
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
You were a worthy opponent, Barney.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:03
Ringmaster
Ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls, prepare yourselves for the star of our show. Straight from the wilds of Russia, the beast that knows no fear, the monster who will astound you with his death-defying stunts, Barney the Motorcycle Rider! Bear!
- 00:37
Ringmaster
Say, Bill, how much gas was in that tank?
- 00:40
Bill
I don't know. Barney filled it up himself.
- 00:43
Ringmaster
Oh, boy. We better call Mr. Barnum.
- 00:46
Bill
I can't. Barney borrowed my phone right before he went on.
- 00:49
Ringmaster
Oh, son of a bitch.
- 01:19
Speaker 1 ?
talking about. I don't even know what I'm talking about.
- 01:30
Hunter
Ugh, everyone does love Raymond.
- 01:55
Hunter ?
You can
- 02:46
Hunter
You were a worthy opponent, Barney.
- 02:50
Barney the Bear ?
I respect respect... you.
- 02:54
Hunter
You talk.
- 02:56
Barney the Bear ?
I only learned these two phrases.
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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