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Alien Autopsy
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
Under the watch of a silent Army general, two masked scientists record the autopsy of a creature recovered from the Roswell crash site. Their first incision reveals no organs, only a torso packed with small candy-coated peanut butter candies, which they pointedly avoid naming. Hunting for anything biological, they saw off a limb and find it is stuffed with candy too. A furious man in a mariachi outfit then bursts in to claim the alien as one of two piñatas he lost from his party in Mexico when he tied them to a weather balloon, and berates the scientists for ruining the celebration until they order him out of their secret base.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 4
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
This is Dr. Richard Pepper and Dr. Colin Pibb. With us is General Mills.
Don't say the brand name.
I tied them to a weather balloon and they got away!
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Wikipedia's episode summary identifies the candies as Reese's Pieces, a brand the sketch itself never names on screen.
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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