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Alien Autopsy

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The setup

Government scientists opening up a crashed alien at a 1949 Area 51 lab find nothing inside but heaps of peanut butter candy.

Community rating

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Under the watch of a silent Army general, two masked scientists record the autopsy of a creature recovered from the Roswell crash site. Their first incision reveals no organs, only a torso packed with small candy-coated peanut butter candies, which they pointedly avoid naming. Hunting for anything biological, they saw off a limb and find it is stuffed with candy too. A furious man in a mariachi outfit then bursts in to claim the alien as one of two piñatas he lost from his party in Mexico when he tied them to a weather balloon, and berates the scientists for ruining the celebration until they order him out of their secret base.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 4

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

This is Dr. Richard Pepper and Dr. Colin Pibb. With us is General Mills.

Don't say the brand name.

I tied them to a weather balloon and they got away!

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Wikipedia's episode summary identifies the candies as Reese's Pieces, a brand the sketch itself never names on screen.

The rabbit hole continues

One more couldn’t hurt.

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