Trophy Coach

The yellow-shirted Wildcats celebrate their win and their coach proudly hoists the small Rivercrest Divisional Trophy. Across the field, the green team's coach congratulates his defeated players and unveils a much bigger trophy he bought himself. The Wildcats' coach tries to reassure his kids that knowing they won is what counts, but his rival then hands out individual trophies to every player and announces free personal pizzas for the whole team. Each time, the champions turn to their own coach hoping for something similar, and each time he has to admit he has nothing for them, sourly writing the other coach off as a jerk while the losing side chants that they are number one.

Aired in the third season of The Whitest Kids U'Know; the same episode also features the Jerkocaust and Helicopter Wife Cheating sketches.