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Little Rascals
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Bored on the couch with no way into a bar, Trevor climbs onto Sam's shoulders and the pair hide under a long trench coat, a hat and a stuck-on moustache. The bouncer waves the towering stranger through once he points out how tall he is, and inside he orders round after round of piña coladas that quietly disappear down into the coat. A drink sent over by a tall blonde woman leads to small talk about how hard it is to meet other tall people, a dance and an invitation back to her place. While Trevor and Sam squabble in the restroom over who has to stay on the bottom and what she will expect in bed, the woman turns out to be Zach and Timmy stacked the same way and having the very same argument. At her apartment the man nervously confesses he prefers to keep his coat on during sex, she is delighted because she likes to do it standing up, and both pairs unveil the improvised equipment hidden inside their coats.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 6
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
I would like two tickets. I mean, one ticket to the bar, please.
You know, I think it's so difficult to meet other tall people these days.
I like to have sex with my coat on.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Zach Cregger
Director
Episode director (WKUK Ep. 22 / S3E2) per Wikipedia episode list and episode end credits
Trevor Moore
Director
Episode director (WKUK Ep. 22 / S3E2) per Wikipedia episode list and episode end credits
Trevor Moore
Writer
Head writer; episode credit (WKUK Ep. 22 / S3E2) per Wikipedia episode list and episode end credits
Sam Brown
Writer
Episode credit (WKUK Ep. 22 / S3E2) per Wikipedia episode list and episode end credits
Zach Cregger
Writer
Episode credit (WKUK Ep. 22 / S3E2) per Wikipedia episode list and episode end credits
Darren Trumeter
Writer
Episode credit (WKUK Ep. 22 / S3E2) per Wikipedia episode list and episode end credits
Timmy Williams
Writer
Episode credit (WKUK Ep. 22 / S3E2) per Wikipedia episode list and episode end credits
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Wikipedia's episode guide describes the sketch as an homage to The Little Rascals.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:01
So what do you want to do tonight? I don't know. Let's go to a bar. You're right. How are we going to get into a bar? Hmm.
- 00:15
Bouncer
Have your IDs out?
- 00:22
No,
- 00:30
Tall Man (top)
Hello, sir. I would like two tickets. I mean, one ticket to the bar, please.
- 00:38
Bouncer
You don't need tickets. Just need ID.
- 00:41
Tall Man (top)
Oh. Oh, um, I seem to have left my identification at home. But look how tall I am. I really doubt that someone of my height would be underage to drink.
- 00:56
Bouncer
Yeah, pretty tall. All right.
- 01:00
Tall Man (top)
Thank you.
- 01:06
Tall Man (bottom)
Awesome, we're in.
- 01:11
Tall Man (top)
Oh, hello. How's it going? Hello, fellow bar patrons. What do I mean? I would like one pina colada please
- 01:23
Bartender
one One pina colada and
- 01:41
Tall Man (top)
and one more please and one more please
- 01:58
Bartender
this one's from the lady at the end of the bar
- 02:02
Tall Man (top)
um Um. hi thank you for for buying me a drink.
- 02:21
Tall Woman (top)
Don't mention it. So, um, are you really that tall?
- 02:30
Tall Man (top)
Yes. Are you really that tall?
- 02:35
Tall Woman (top)
Um, absolutely. Yeah. Oh, well, good. You know, I think it's so difficult to meet other tall people these days.
- 02:45
Tall Man (top)
It is.
- 02:46
Tall Woman (top)
It really, really is. So, do you want to ask me to dance?
- 02:57
Tall Man (top)
Um, sure. Let's go dance.
- 03:03
Tall Woman (top)
I I am just having the best time.
- 03:20
Tall Man (top)
Me, too.
- 03:21
Tall Woman (top)
And I was wondering if maybe you'd want to come back to my place later for a nightcap?
- 03:33
Tall Man (top)
Um, yeah. Sure. That sounds like a great idea.
- 03:39
Tall Woman (top)
Great.
- 03:40
Tall Man (top)
Um, I just need to use the restroom first.
- 03:44
Tall Woman (top)
Sure.
- 03:48
Tall Man (top)
Man, this is going great. I think she really likes us.
- 03:52
Tall Man (bottom)
I wouldn't be on top now.
- 03:53
Tall Man (top)
Well, I would trade places with you, buddy, but I kind of think she'd notice now.
- 03:58
Tall Man (bottom)
What? We look the same.
- 04:00
Tall Man (top)
Yeah, we look the same, but our voices are different.
- 04:03
Tall Man (bottom)
Oh, yeah. This sucks. We're about to get laid tonight, and you're gonna have all the fun.
- 04:10
Tall Man (top)
Dude, think about it. You're on the bottom.
- 04:13
Tall Man (bottom)
Oh, yeah.
- 04:16
Tall Man (top)
Oh, wait. Since we look so tall, she's probably gonna expect a huge penis.
- 04:21
Tall Man (bottom)
You're right. Her vagina must be gargantuan. What are we gonna do?
- 04:26
Tall Woman (top)
Wait a minute. We look so tall, he's probably going to be expecting a gargantuan vagina.
- 04:31
Tall Woman (bottom)
You're right. His penis must be huge. What are we going to do?
- 04:35
Tall Woman (bottom)
So, the bottom anymore! I don't want to be on the bottom!
- 04:44
Tall Woman (top)
So? this is my place.
- 04:49
Tall Man (top)
Listen. Listen, before things go any further, I feel that there's something that I should tell you. I have a little bit of a confession to make.
- 05:00
Tall Woman (top)
Really? What is it?
- 05:04
Tall Man (top)
Well, and I know I should have told you this right after I first met you but I like to have sex with my coat on
- 05:15
Tall Woman (top)
oh that's great I do too and standing up
- 05:23
Tall Man (top)
I have no problem with that
- 05:25
Tall Woman (top)
really
- 05:27
Tall Man (top)
yeah Wow okay then let's do this thing I guess I'll I'll just pull out my big penis here. Oh, there he is. Okay.
- 05:42
Tall Woman (top)
Wow.
- 05:43
Tall Woman (top)
All right. I guess I'll whip out my vagina.
- 05:51
Tall Man (top)
Okay. Okay, here we go. Whoa!
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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