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Helicopter Door

The Whitest Kids U'Know2009Season 3Episode 5
The Whitest Kids U'KnowWKUK
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The setup

A soldier tries to make one simple request over the deafening noise of a helicopter.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Two soldiers ride in a helicopter during the Vietnam War. One tries to chat about getting back to base, while his companion wants him to close the open door. The noise turns each attempt to communicate into a fresh misunderstanding. Repeated instructions, exaggerated gestures and increasingly strange responses make the routine request harder to complete, until their patience has thoroughly worn out.

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Highly quotable.

Can't wait to get back to base and get one of those Vietnamese burritos.

Dude, just close the door shut.

ScriptEnglish · 23 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:00

    Trevor Moore

    This

  2. 00:04

    Trevor Moore

    This war is crazy, man. Can't wait to get back to base and get one of those Vietnamese burritos.

  3. 00:13

    Sam Brown

    What?

  4. 00:14

    Trevor Moore

    I said I want to get a Vietnamese burrito.

  5. 00:20

    Sam Brown

    What? Close the door, man.

  6. 00:24

    Trevor Moore

    I know it's a crazy war. I just said that.

  7. 00:30

    Sam Brown

    No, no, close the door.

  8. 00:35

    Trevor Moore

    Yeah, close

  9. 00:37

    Sam Brown

    Yeah, yeah, close the door, man.

  10. 00:41

    Trevor Moore

    man I love it

  11. 00:46

    Sam Brown

    dude just close the door shut

  12. 00:49

    Trevor Moore

    I don't know like maybe once with like my uncle's sister

  13. 00:57

    Sam Brown

    what did close the dude DOOR!

  14. 01:15

    Sam Brown

    Dude, I'm just saying close the door

  15. 01:19

    Trevor Moore

    are you sure

  16. 01:20

    Sam Brown

    what door

  17. 01:28

    Trevor Moore

    Aren't I gonna need that?

  18. 01:30

    Sam Brown

    Just shut the fucking door, man stop

  19. 01:34

    Trevor Moore

    You're crazy man Alright

  20. 01:38

    Sam Brown

    Dude stop doing that just close the door

  21. 01:44

    Trevor Moore

    okay right let's do this

  22. 01:50

    Sam Brown

    shut the door

  23. 02:05

    Sam Brown

    I did Retard

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