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Dolphin Song

The Whitest Kids U'KnowWKUK
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The setup

An open-mic guitarist is sure his act needs a pet dolphin, but the crowd has other ideas.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

At a poetry-and-music open mic, a guitarist strums a song while his pet dolphin, a performer slumped back in a chair with flapping hands, provides the accompaniment. The audience shouts the act off the stage, and the guitarist loses patience, defends his artistic experiment, coaxes the dolphin through one more verse, then storms out with his companion as the heckling continues.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 2

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Highly quotable.

I sat through this entire open poetry night just like everyone else did. I deserve the same amount of respect that everyone else got.

I'm trying something new with my dolphin.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Performed live on stage for the second-season live episode of the series, which aired on IFC on April 13, 2008.

ScriptEnglish · 4 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:43

    Speaker 1

    Get off the stage, you suck! Oh, my God, this is terrible. Shut up! Shut up!

  2. 01:10

    Guitarist

    I sat through this entire open been poetry night just like everyone else did i deserve the same amount of respect that everyone else got i'm trying something new with my dolphin you're all right buddy you can oh shit you're good you're good you're good you're good here we go come

  3. 01:54

    Speaker 1

    Oh my God, get off the stage! Stop it! Fuck you!

  4. 02:03

    Guitarist

    Come on buddy we're out of here fuck this.

The rabbit hole continues

One more couldn’t hurt.

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