Demon Ouija Board

Down in Hell, the demon Balthasar trades shift complaints with a fellow demon before being summoned to a Kansas slumber party, where three young girls have their hands on a Ouija board. Furious that his powers are being spent on schoolyard crushes, he rants at the oblivious girls, is forced by his inability to lie to confirm every hopeful answer about Bobby and Becky, and finally makes the planchette float to frighten them off the board for good. Satan then scolds him for scaring the children instead of entertaining them and reassigns him to Magic 8-Ball duty.