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Race War

The Whitest Kids U'KnowWKUK
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The setup

Dave interrupts Bill’s quiet morning with a bizarre invitation that falls apart under a few basic questions.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Calling up from the sidewalk, Dave tries to recruit his friend Bill into a race war as though he were arranging an ordinary outing. Bill leans out of a window and questions the plan, while Dave offers him a military rank and worries about their mutual acquaintance Wendy. The conversation exposes how little Dave understands the racial categories he wants everyone to fight over.

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Say it with us

Highly quotable.

You can be captain.

Don’t tell her. She might tell the Italians.

It’s the same race.

The rabbit hole continues

One more couldn’t hurt.

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