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European History: 3024

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The setup

Bored Martians welcome European colonizers with a disturbing request.

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I wish someone would come along and turn our bodies into fuel.

The premise

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In a stage presentation set in 3024, two Martians complain about their uneventful lives until a pair of European colonizers arrives. The locals eagerly invite exploitation, leaving the visitors to frame their destructive plans as a noble duty. The European History series extends its satire of colonial self-justification into a future encounter on Mars.

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