Miss Nobody

Over lunch, Harriet tells her friend Felicia that she feels like a nobody, and Felicia waves the worry away. The restaurant then demonstrates it at every turn: the head waiter takes Felicia's order without seeing Harriet, she has no place setting, her shrimp cocktail and steak are forgotten, another diner tries to take her chair while she is sitting in it, and a busboy wheels her across the room draped over his dish cart without noticing. Fed up, Harriet stands and demands that the whole restaurant acknowledge she exists. Her outburst ends with waiters and diners sprawled across a wrecked dining room, yet when she proudly takes the blame, the staff still decide someone must have tripped.

The Carol Burnett Show's official YouTube clip labels this sketch as Season 9, Episode 14; TheTVDB and IMDb place "Miss Nobody" in Season 9, Episode 12, which aired November 29, 1975.