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The Oldest Man: The Dresser

The Carol Burnett Show
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The setup

A stage actor with minutes to spare between acts discovers his dresser is the slowest man alive.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Racing offstage for a costume change, a stage actor finds his assigned dresser is the impossibly ancient Oldest Man. Every step of the change becomes an ordeal: a single waistcoat button takes ages, a loose moustache needs re-gluing, and simply washing and drying his hands leaves the old man tangled with a towel dispenser and sprawled on the floor. As the stage manager's warnings tick down, the actor's frustration dissolves into helpless laughter, and a final struggle with a heavy red coat ends with him hauling the coat, dresser still tangled inside, out the door toward the stage.

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Say it with us

Highly quotable.

Has anybody seen my dresser?

Never mind, I found him.

Fix my mustache, will you?

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Harvey Korman breaks into laughter on camera during the quick change. Tim Conway introduced the Oldest Man on the show in 1969.

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