Courtney's Piano Lesson

Courtney welcomes a prim new piano teacher into her family's living room, then refuses to take a single instruction seriously. While the teacher lectures on posture and wrist height, Courtney flaps around the room trying to fly, hides inside the piano, seizes the woman's tongue, answers the assigned notes with a baby doll, lathers her face with shaving cream and douses her hair in soy sauce. After one last indignity the exasperated teacher quits on the spot and storms out, leaving a teacher-shaped hole in the front door.