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Christmas Pudding
The setup
The funny people
Meet the cast. 3
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
We are Englishmen, not animals.
But that was to be the nose for my snowman.
The premise
Here’s the bit.
After a blizzard strands a polar expedition's last three men in their tent, supplies have dwindled to a single tin of pemmican that nobody can face. The stiff-lipped leader rules out every other morsel, including a Christmas pudding, a harvest hamper, tinned peaches and the pancake batter, because each belongs to a holiday still weeks or months away and eating it early would make them no better than Norwegians. His principles collapse when he spots foil in a companion's beard and chocolate on a glove: the other two have already eaten the Advent calendar and the brandy butter. The confessions keep getting worse until the leader learns exactly which vegetable they devoured.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.

Jason Hazeley
Writer

Joel Morris
Writer
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