Body Warmth

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1. 00:04

   So, Sheba, baby, you saying the only reason you slept with Joe Dawn was to keep warm?

2. 00:10

   That's right, Rooster, baby.

3. 00:11

   The only pleasure I got from that act was the pleasure of hate.

4. 00:17

   Baby, I ain't gonna lie to you and tell you I don't wish you'd just asked for a sweater instead,

5. 00:20

   but I am glad to know the true story.

6. 00:23

   No, it was just a warm thing. It wasn't about little Rooster Jr. or nothing.

7. 00:27

   Oh, Kev, no, no. I just wish you hadn't gone and broke Joe Dawn's jaw.

8. 00:31

   I mistakenly thought he had it coming, that's all.

9. 00:32

   Oh, baby, you are all man.

10. 00:35

    You know something, baby?

11. 00:36

    I feel like I did the first time I met you.

12. 00:38

    Really?

13. 00:39

    Heck, yeah, I remember what you said.

14. 00:40

    Tell me.

15. 00:41

    You said, hey, my name is Sheba, and I'm an alcoholic.

16. 00:44

    Oh.

17. 00:45

    I thought I heard an angel talk.

18. 00:47

    Baby, you're my Romeo.

19. 00:49

    You're my Cher.

20. 00:49

    So you believe me?

21. 00:51

    Heck, yeah, I believe you, baby.

22. 00:52

    I mean, you were cold.

23. 00:53

    You had to get warm.

24. 00:53

    You did what you had to do.

25. 00:54

    Oh, baby, you are so understanding.

26. 00:56

    Heck, baby, I've been over to Joe Don's.

27. 00:58

    I know for a fact he keeps that air conditioner tuned up way too high.

28. 01:00

    Add to the fact that you were naked, then, baby, you must have been freezing.

29. 01:03

    I was, I was. I just kept thinking to myself,

30. 01:07

    must get warm, must get warm.

31. 01:10

    Oh, baby, I'll tell you something.

32. 01:12

    If I was over at Joe Donald's and I was naked, I probably would have slept with him, too.

33. 01:14

    Sure you would have.

34. 01:16

    Your survival instincts just got to kick in.

35. 01:18

    Oh, baby, you rock my world.

36. 01:19

    Oh, baby, you light up my life.

37. 01:21

    Baby, there is something I want to tell you.

38. 01:24

    Baby, there is one other thing I just got to know.

39. 01:27

    Dang it, you don't believe me.

40. 01:28

    I do believe you, baby. It's just that I can't figure out what you were doing naked in the first place.

41. 01:35

    Oh. Is that all?

42. 01:38

    Yeah, that's all. I mean, I know there's a good reason. I just can't think of it right now.

43. 01:41

    Well, sure, if you can't think of it, I guess I'm going to tell you then, right?

44. 01:46

    The only reason why I was naked over at Joe Don's house was to save your life.

45. 01:52

    Right.

46. 01:54

    Whoops.

47. 01:56

    That's right,

48. 01:57

    If I hadn't have taken off all my clothes, you'd be a dead man today.

49. 02:00

    day. I knew it. I knew it had to be something like this. I knew it was about time old Jodon

50. 02:05

    had another long talk with Mr. Punch. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was not Jodon's

51. 02:11

    fault. It was the government. What? That's right. It was that Bill Clinton. There, I

52. 02:25

    said it. I knew it. I told you something like this would happen. Every time I seen him,

53. 02:32

    He's staring out of that TV looking straight at you.

54. 02:34

    Got his old Bill Clinton eyes on my little sheep.

55. 02:37

    Yeah, yeah, yeah.

56. 02:37

    They think just because they're big, hot-shot politicians,

57. 02:40

    they can just march into someone's house,

58. 02:41

    make a girl take off all her clothes so that she's cold

59. 02:44

    and has to sleep with her boyfriend's best friend

60. 02:46

    just to stay warm.

61. 02:48

    Man!

62. 02:49

    You hear about this kind of thing happening all the time?

63. 02:51

    You never expect it to happen to you, though.

64. 02:53

    You know something, baby?

65. 02:55

    I feel like the luckiest man alive.

66. 02:57

    You know something else?

67. 02:58

    I'm gonna go over there and I'm gonna apologize to Joe Donovan.

68. 03:00

    Oh, baby, you are all heart.

69. 03:03

    You know something else, baby?

70. 03:06

    When I get back, you and me,

71. 03:08

    we're gonna have us a close encounter of the humping and bumping kind.

72. 03:12

    Baby, am I gonna need a quarter for my love machine?

73. 03:15

    Guys, for free!

74. 03:18

    I'll

75. 03:21

    I'll

76. 03:22

    be back in two shakes of a rat's ass, baby.

77. 03:24

    I'll be right here for you, sugar.

78. 03:28

    Hey, baby?

79. 03:29

    Yeah?

80. 03:29

    Where's the car?

81. 03:31

    Oh, shoot.

82. 03:32

    I ran out of gas over at the Lucky Star Motel.

83. 03:36

    well I was hot then then I had to get cold again up maybe you know they have

84. 03:40

    the coldest showers in town

85. 03:43

    Maybe the Bill Clinton scared me.