Lord of the Rings Parody: You Have My Sword

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1. 00:18
   

   Frodo Baggins

   I will take it. I will take the ring to Mordor. I do not know the way.

2. 00:43
   

   Gandalf

   I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins. So long as it is yours to bear.

3. 00:53
   

   Aragorn

   If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.

4. 01:00
   

   Legolas

   And you have my bow.

5. 01:02
   

   Gimli

   And my axe.

6. 01:03
   

   Boromir

   You also have my sword.

7. 01:05
   

   Elrond

   And you have my ninja stars.

8. 01:09
   

   Frodo Baggins

   Who are you?

9. 01:10
   

   Aragorn

   I also have pepper spray, should you ever need it. It's keychain size.

10. 01:15
    

    Frodo Baggins

    What?

11. 01:15
    

    Gandalf

    Wait, let this play out.

12. 01:19
    

    Comic-relief hobbit

    And you have my comic relief.

13. 01:22
    

    Frodo Baggins

    Okay, I guess.

14. 01:24
    

    Boromir

    You have my sword.

15. 01:26
    

    Tax expert

    And my knowledge of the tax code.

16. 01:32
    

    Frodo Baggins

    No, we don't need anything like...

17. 01:34
    

    Gandalf

    You're in.

18. 01:35
    

    Legolas

    I forgot to mention my dashing good looks.

19. 01:37
    

    Boromir

    I have a sword if you want one

20. 01:43
    

    Gandalf ?

    okay

21. 01:45
    

    Samwise Gamgee

    you have my heart Frodo bag

22. 01:48
    

    Frodo Baggins

    I don't care Sam

23. 01:49
    

    Samwise Gamgee ?

    you don't need that mr. Frodo

24. 01:52
    

    Gandalf ?

    yes he does

25. 01:53
    

    Boromir

    ah but wait another sword I have to offer thee

26. 01:59
    

    Frodo Baggins

    why do you have so many swords

27. 02:01
    

    Mixtape promoter

    you have my mixtape check me out out on SoundCloud.

28. 02:06
    

    Police officer

    You have the right to remain silent.

29. 02:09
    

    Frodo Baggins

    Thank you.

30. 02:11
    

    Boromir

    You will have my sword.

31. 02:17
    

    Doctor

    You have lupus. I'm so sorry.

32. 02:21
    

    Elrond

    You have my array of Herbalife products. But if you set a five friends, it really just starts to snowball.

33. 02:27
    

    Frodo Baggins

    No, stop, all of you leave. You've ruined the fellowship.

34. 02:32
    

    Gimli

    You have my apologies.

35. 02:35
    

    Boromir

    And you have my sword.

36. 02:37

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