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Black Friday
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
A store Santa welcomes early shoppers into a cluttered holiday sale, where a woman in a patterned cardigan and a man in a striped sweater size each other up across a table holding one discounted iPad. When the loudspeaker announces a steep price cut lasting only sixty seconds, their standoff explodes into a store-wide free-for-all of tackles, flying merchandise, a toppled Santa and even a ninja, ending with the striped-sweater shopper raising the box in triumph. The sale is called off as suddenly as it began, and the next announcement offers a giveaway nobody is fighting over.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 3
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Attention, shoppers! iPads are now 90% off for the next 60 seconds!
The Lone Ranger on Blu-ray is now free.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Black Friday opened Studio C’s Season 3, Episode 8, which first aired on BYUtv during Thanksgiving week in November 2013.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
Speaker 1
Oh-ho-ho-ho! Oh-ho-ho-ho! Welcome, welcome! Oh-ho-ho-ho! Come on in! Merry Christmas! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
- 00:11
Speaker 1 ?
Not it, chief!
- 00:15
Speaker 1
Welcome, welcome! Come on in! Oh-ho-ho-ho! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
- 00:29
Speaker 2
Attention, shoppers! iPads are now 90% off for the next 60 seconds!
- 01:03
Speaker 2
Attention, shoppers. Our iPad sale is now over.
- 01:10
Speaker 2
Attention. The Lone Ranger on Blu-ray is now free.
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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