Domingo: Babymoon

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1. 00:02
   

   Relative

   okay and the final answer and guess that baby food is gerber puree beef and ham

2. 00:10
   

   Matthew

   okay not me actually liking it

3. 00:13
   

   Kelsey

   oh that was so fun

4. 00:17
   

   Kelsey's cousin

   okay switching gears let's give a round of applause to the milf of the hour my cut KELSEY!

5. 00:29
   

   Kelsey

   Love you cuz! Girl, you killed rehab! Welcome back!

6. 00:34
   

   Kelsey's cousin

   now let's not forget about the papa to be

7. 00:36
   

   Matthew

   kidding just four Four weeks till we meet our little one.

8. 00:40
   

   Kelsey's cousin

   I would now like to invite up Kelsey's besties, AKA Kel Squad.

9. 00:45

   What up?

10. 00:48
    

    Heidi Gardner

    Thank you. So, Instead of a gift, we're gonna do something different for y'all cause we're a little bit artistic and a little bit random.

11. 00:57
    

    Sarah Sherman

    Last month, we took Kelsey on one last girl's trip, a besties baby moon.

12. 01:03
    

    Matthew

    I think the baby moon is normally for the couple, but hey, I know y'all queens gotta be queens.

13. 01:10
    

    Ego Nwodim

    and let's just say kelsey was hot to go on our vacay so we wrote a special song about it they say everything's bigger in texas but kelsey's already effing huge so we went to miami it's

14. 01:28

    5, 6, a 5, 6, 7, 8.

15. 01:32

    Kelsey is our bestie gonna be we took a trip in my hyundai sonata just because you're pregnant okay mean you're a granny. Kelsey couldn't fly, so we drove to Miami. We get facials at the spa, but Kelsey doesn't talk at all. We say, Kelsey, get off your phone, because we know who she's texting, know who she's texting. D-O-M-I-N-E-O, Kelsey's This type stays up and got us Thought that she forgot this dude She's sending him her pregnant news

16. 02:14
    

    Matthew

    Wait, what happened?

17. 02:16
    

    Kelsey

    Oh my god, babe, just listen to the whole song before you make like a snap judgment

18. 02:21
    

    Matthew

    Okay, well the song just started and we're already at pregnant news

19. 02:26

    Dancing at the cl- at Kelsey's Pot Egg. Take Her to the bathroom and she just starts sh- You're She says eight months ago is a little bit hazy. I'm 90% sure that it's not Domingo's baby.

20. 02:40
    

    Matthew

    Wait, what? There's a chance this isn't my kid?

21. 02:43
    

    Kelsey

    90% not his baby. Trust the math.

22. 02:51

    Now we can finally see Why Kelsey brought us to Miami She has the address of his childhood home She meets his whole family They completely embrace her

23. 03:06
    

    Matthew

    Is the point of this song that you saw Domingo in Miami?

24. 03:09

    No, the point is it is hot to go.

25. 03:13

    D-O-M-I-N-G-O Kelsey's learning Espanol D-O-M-I-N-G-O Spends all day on Duolingo

26. 03:28
    

    Matthew

    I knew I Heard you speaking Spanish in the bathroom?

27. 03:31

    You should take-

28. 03:32
    

    Kelsey

    Mateo!

29. 03:34

    We don't know where Kelsey's been Look her up, I'm fine, my friend She's standing in The ocean like she don't give a damn. then she pulls out She said we came to Miami cuz she found out

30. 03:52
    

    Matthew

    That is biologically It's completely impossible.

31. 04:04
    

    Kelsey

    I'm miracles happen every day.

32. 04:07
    

    Matthew

    I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to be honest with me. When was the last time you saw Domingo?

33. 04:13
    

    Kelsey

    It is today.

34. 04:15

    We're going to Miami!

35. 04:18
    

    Domingo

    Hey, Matt, my brother, aren't you happy? Direct from Domingo, we both are daddies. Domingo Donobbi, in your life, forever, we'll raise our babies in Miami together!

36. 04:33
    

    Matthew

    Wait, we're moving to Miami?

37. 04:36
    

    Domingo

    Yeah, if you want to co-parent.

38. 04:39
    

    Kelsey

    Matt, can we have a water birth?

39. 04:40
    

    Domingo

    I have a hot tub!

40. 04:44

    5, 6, 7, 8!

41. 04:46

    G-O-M-I-N-G-O!