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Jennifer Coolidge Is Impressed by Christmas Stuff
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Chloe Fineman plays Jennifer Coolidge in a pretaped short that breaks into title-card segments, each devoted to one piece of Christmas. Lounging in a sparkling gold gown, her breathy, wide-eyed Coolidge marvels at a stuffed stocking, a tangle of blinking lights, a pianist playing carols, a glass of eggnog poured by a bartender, a menorah and a wrapped present, turning each discovery into an oddly personal or inappropriate aside before wishing everyone a merry Christmas.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 3
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Oh, look at this! A big sock full of gifts. You know, the ultimate stocking stuffer is a foot.
You know, one year I got the blinking ones. I left my Christmas tree on all night and learned my cat was epileptic.
Sounds like an antique doll with one eye.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Amber Schaefer
Director
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Jennifer Coolidge praised the sketch on Instagram after it aired, thanking SNL and calling Chloe Fineman an "exceptionally brilliant impressionist"; she added that she had once tried hard to get on the show herself.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
And now, Jennifer Coolidge is impressed by Christmas stuff.
- 00:03
Jennifer Coolidge
I'm Jennifer Coolidge. I love Christmas.
- 00:10
Jennifer Coolidge
Oh, look at this. A big sock full of gifts. You know, the ultimate stocking stuffer is a foot.
- 00:21
Jennifer Coolidge
Christmas lights. So colorful. You know, one year I got the blinking ones. I left my Christmas tree on all night and learned my cat was epileptic
- 00:38
Jennifer Coolidge
That's really good. Did you write this song?
- 00:43
Pianist
Did I write Jingle Bells? No, I don't know some guy
- 00:55
Jennifer Coolidge
Mmm, a big cup eggnog Kind of weird Tastes like I'm drinking Santa's Happy
- 01:09
Jennifer Coolidge
Oh, happy birthday Forgot I forgot to make a wish
- 01:17
Jennifer Coolidge
Oh, wow! A Christmas Present could be anything in here I want to shake it.
- 01:26
Jennifer Coolidge
Give me some music.
- 01:28
Jennifer Coolidge
Sounds Sounds like an antique doll with one eye.
- 01:35
Jennifer Coolidge
I was right.
- 01:39
Merry Christmas from Jennifer Coolidge.
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