Biracial Dating

During dinner at the upscale Chez Henri, Jeff meekly accepts a waiter's brush-off, and his girlfriend asks why he didn't bring out his black side, since dating a biracial man is supposed to offer the best of both worlds. Eager to oblige, Jeff starts deciding which half each moment calls for and keeps choosing wrong: he unloads on an apologetic waiter who only offered water, then apologizes when the maître d' objects to her plunging neckline before abruptly turning on him. By the time the staff ask the couple to leave, Jeff is flipping between gracious thanks and furious threats mid-sentence, and his parting vow to burn the restaurant down trails off into a promise of a bad online review.