You're tuned to the good stuff
Chad in a Haunted Mansion
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
Watch on YouTube
Watch onYouTube
The premise
Here’s the bit.
Chad (Pete Davidson) drives up to an isolated manor at night and wanders inside, where he meets the ghost of the house's former lady (Adele), her throat still bearing a fatal wound. She tells him her death was passed off as suicide but was really murder by her husband, who wanted her inheritance, and leads him to a letter that proves it. Chad stays completely unbothered, stepping away mid-revelation for a bathroom break, carelessly setting the evidence alight with a candle and leaning in for a kiss that sends him through her and under a falling suit of armor. He shrugs it off and agrees to spread her story, until the ghost discovers his body still pinned beneath the armor.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 2
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Ghost: "Forgive my appearance. Years ago, I had a little accident."
Ghost: "Yes, I'm afraid it's quite the gash." Chad: "Gash."
Ghost: "I'm not familiar. Who's the author?" Chad: "Waldo."
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
The opening title card presents the film as The Haunted Manor, "An Adelson Production."
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:42
to the night dad
- 00:52
Ghost/Murdered Wife
forgive my appearance years ago i had a little accident
- 01:00
Chad
oh no your neck
- 01:04
Ghost/Murdered Wife
yes i'm afraid it's quite the gash
- 01:07
Chad
gash
- 01:09
Ghost/Murdered Wife
you're not afraid
- 01:12
Chad
no
- 01:13
Ghost/Murdered Wife
follow me there's something i want to show you
- 01:16
Chad
okay
- 01:17
Ghost/Murdered Wife
they all said that my death was suicide that i slit my own throat
- 01:22
Chad
oh no
- 01:23
Ghost/Murdered Wife
but it was It wasn't suicide, Chad. It was... Murder! Chad?
- 01:30
Chad
Taking a piss. Safety.
- 01:44
Ghost/Murdered Wife
As I was saying, I was murdered by my husband, and the proof is in there.
- 01:50
Chad
Okay.
- 01:51
Ghost/Murdered Wife
The library. Oh, how I love to read. Do you have a favorite book, Chad?
- 01:59
Chad
Where's Waldo, the yellow one?
- 02:01
Ghost/Murdered Wife
I'm not familiar. Who's the author?
- 02:03
Chad
Waldo.
- 02:03
Ghost/Murdered Wife
There, on the desk, you'll find a letter from my husband. Read it. That letter is more dear to me than you know. As you can see, it clearly proves that my husband murdered me for my inheritance, and when the public reads it, the truth will be known, and I can finally cross over to the afterlife.
- 02:25
Chad
Okay.
- 02:26
Ghost/Murdered Wife
I see you're looking at my portrait. Tell me, Chad, what do you see?
- 02:32
Chad
Tickle bitties.
- 02:33
Ghost/Murdered Wife
I see you're trapped in a loveless marriage. Even now, I yearn to feel the tender kiss of true love.
- 02:40
Ghost/Murdered Wife
Oh, my God. Chad, are you okay?
- 02:50
Chad
Yeah.
- 02:50
Ghost/Murdered Wife
Good. Now, go and make my truth be known. But be warned, if you fail me, I will be most displeased.
- 03:01
Chad
Okay.
- 03:03
Ghost/Murdered Wife
And, Chad, thank you.
- 03:07
Chad
No doubt.
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
More from across the archive.
