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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
A mock trailer imagines Disney’s next live-action remake as an explosive revenge film. Dwayne Johnson plays a heavily armed Bambi hunting the people who killed his mother. Impressions of Vin Diesel, Tyrese Gibson and Michelle Rodriguez transform Thumper, Flower and Faline into his tough-talking crew. The woodland friends plan an attack on the Tanglewood hunting club, exchanging action-movie bravado before storming its lodge. A spoof Ludacris music video caps the unlikely crossover of a children’s classic and the Fast & Furious franchise.
The funny people
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
I'm always thumping.
I smell bad, but I look good.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
Speaker 1
Walt Disney has brought the magic back by turning your favorite animated classics into live action hits. And in 2016, Disney brings you the biggest remake yet.
- 00:12
Hunter
Who the hell are you?
- 00:27
Speaker 1
You're a furious seven. Comes a new Disney classic on Overdrive. Bambi. Starring Dwayne the Rock Johnson as Bambi.
- 00:46
Bambi
When I was a boy, they took away my mother. Now it's time for them to pay. Dearly.
- 00:59
Speaker 1
Vin Diesel as Thumper.
- 01:01
Bambi
Why do they call you Thumper?
- 01:03
Vin Diesel
Because I'm always thumping.
- 01:07
Bambi
You're always what?
- 01:08
Vin Diesel
I'm always thumping.
- 01:11
Bambi
Oh, yeah, it's always something, huh?
- 01:13
Vin Diesel
No, I'm always normal.
- 01:21
Speaker 1
Tyrese Gibson as Flower.
- 01:23
Tyrese Gibson
I smell bad, but I look good.
- 01:27
Whoo!
- 01:28
Speaker 1
And Michelle Rodriguez as Feline, A.K.A. The Girl Bambi.
- 01:34
Bambi
They call themselves Tanglewood. They're a hunting club, and they kill for sport.
- 01:40
Michelle Rodriguez
Like it or not, we're part of the game. Me, you, and all our forest friends.
- 01:47
Bambi
I ain't got friends. I got a herd.
- 01:52
It's a suicide mission.
- 01:54
Bambi
Well, if we're going out, we're not together.
- 01:58
One last ride. Whoo!
- 02:00
Hunter
We're seeing a deer in the headlights.
- 02:22
Bambi
Surprise!
- 02:23
Whoo!
- 02:27
Hunter
Where are they?
- 02:28
Hunter
Well, you see them. Give me a sign.
- 02:30
Bambi
Here's the sign. Deer crossing mother .
- 02:35
Speaker 1
Bambi, featuring the new single from Ludacris,
- 02:39
Ludacris
Wham Bam Bambi. Wham!
- 02:48
Speaker 1
Get Bumped, June 2016.
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