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Adam Sandler on Even More Halloween Costume Ideas
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Adam Sandler visits Kevin Nealon at the Weekend Update desk with another round of inexpensive Halloween costume advice. His demonstrations begin with distorted facial expressions, then move to a teabag, a pickle serving several purposes, and a tetherball suspended from his head. Each supposedly simple costume grows into a strange persona that presses imaginary neighbors for treats, with Sandler lingering on the absurd drawbacks of his homemade transformations. Nealon finally offers a costume of his own, using a cigar as a chest prop, and Sandler concedes the contest.
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Highly quotable.
My eyes are too damn big for my head.
Go on, put it in the good hand.
Kevin Nealon, you've topped me again.
Script
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- 00:00
Kevin Nealon
And now, here with some more Halloween costume ideas is Weekend Update's Adam Sandler. Adam?
- 00:05
Adam Sandler
Thank you. Thanks. Thanks. Thank you, Kevin. Well, every year I like to offer some suggestion to the kiddies out there on Trick or Treat and how they can spend their money and get the best quality Halloween costume at a cheap cost. So just kids, why don't you just this year use your face? You can go as Crazy Big-Eyed Man.
- 00:35
Crazy Big Eyed Man
Hey look at me, I'm crazy big eyed man. I want some candy. Get some candy the crazy big eyed man. My eyes are too damn big for my head. Now give me the candy.
- 00:47
Adam Sandler
Or go with shaky lip guy.
- 00:50
Shaky Lip Guy
I'm shaky lip guy. Look at my lip, it won't stop shaking. Isn't that awful? So do me a favor and give me some candy.
- 01:05
Adam Sandler
Or use something from around the house, a tea bag's great. Great.
- 01:12
Crazy Teabag Mouth
I'm Crazy Teabag Mouth and I do believe I want some candy. Look at my mouth, there's a damn teabag going out of it. You, but to me, that's crazy. So how about you give me some candy? Or at least a glass of hot water to dip into. Candy?
- 01:33
Adam Sandler
Or use a pickle. Go as Crazy Pickle Mustache.
- 01:40
Crazy Pickle Mustache
I'm Crazy Pickle Mustache. I was given this name because I have a pickle for a mustache most people have hair for a mustache but not me I have a damn pickle the result is quite obvious I'm a freak now give me some candy and fuck it over
- 02:00
Adam Sandler
or you can go as crazy pickle on
- 02:21
Crazy Pickle Arm
It's such a sight, life can be, never be happy unless you give me some candy. Go on, put it in the good hand.
- 02:48
Adam Sandler
Go as crazy backwards guy.
- 02:50
Crazy Backwards Guy
The candy on the table. Did I mention I have a pickle for a mustache?
- 03:14
Adam Sandler
Finally, you can go and use a tetherball. It's always my favorite.
- 03:18
Crazy Tetherball Head
I'm crazy tetherball head. I got a damn tetherball going out of my head and I want some candy for the love of God I got a damn tetherball going out of my head now if that doesn't warrant some candy. What the hell has society gone to? Give me the candy or you might accidentally get hit with a tetherball
- 03:43
Kevin Nealon
Hey Adam, I got one.
- 03:48
Crazy Cigar Chest
I'm crazy cigar Ted. I got a cigar going out of my chest. Give me some candy
- 03:54
Adam Sandler
Kevin Nealon, you've topped me again. Happy Halloween, everybody!
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