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Uber Eats Wrapped

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The setup

A Spotify Wrapped-style recap of everyone’s food-delivery habits arrives uninvited, and nobody is ready for what it knows.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

An upbeat announcer pitches Uber Eats Wrapped, a year-end recap of your delivery habits modeled on Spotify Wrapped. A series of embarrassed customers are walked through the app’s findings: a fast-food restaurant lineup that explains why the plumber keeps coming by, a top-one-percent nugget ranking, an Uber Eats age that comes out as dead or as fat, a montage of the outfits worn to meet drivers and a $24,000 yearly total that sends one man scrambling. A Wendy’s employee then thanks a customer on screen for making his store number one in the country, and the pitch ends when a phone flung from a speeding car hits a pedestrian with the news, leaving the shocked man to ask whether the sender has lost their mind.

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Meet the cast. 11

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Highly quotable.

Says I'm in the top 1% of nuggets. What does that even mean?

My top food was churros, and my Uber Eats age is dead?

Because of you, we are the number-one Wendy's in the country.

ScriptEnglish · 38 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:00

    Announcer (voice)

    It's the end of the year and you know what that means.

  2. 00:03

    Girl

    Honey, Spotify Wrapped just dropped.

  3. 00:05

    Guy

    Oh my God, I love when they do this.

  4. 00:07

    Announcer (voice)

    It's a way of looking back at who you were in 2025.

  5. 00:11

    David

    Steely Dan? Yeah, that tracks.

  6. 00:13

    Announcer (voice)

    With shareable stats showing how you compared to people around the world.

  7. 00:18

    Girl

    I'm in Sabrina Carpenter's top 1%? That's so neat.

  8. 00:21

    Announcer (voice)

    Well, now there's another way to look back at who you truly were this year. Introducing Uber Eats Wrapped.

  9. 00:28

    David

    Oh no. No, thank you.

  10. 00:32

    Announcer (voice)

    We studied your patterns and crunched the numbers.

  11. 00:34

    David

    Oh, no, I understood what it was. I just don't like that, and I don't want that.

  12. 00:38

    Announcer (voice)

    Well, we did it anyway. Now you can find out which restaurants you couldn't live without.

  13. 00:43

    Girl

    Taco Bell, Five Guys, Burger King, Chipotle.

  14. 00:46

    Guy

    Guess that explains why the plumber's always here.

  15. 00:48

    Guy

    He's not always here.

  16. 00:50

    Plumber

    Toilet's all clear, killer.

  17. 00:51

    Guy

    Oh, thanks, man.

  18. 00:52

    Plumber

    You know I got you, bro. No problem.

  19. 00:55

    Announcer (voice)

    And learn what food items had you in a chokehold.

  20. 00:59

    David

    Says I'm in the top 1% of nuggets. What does that even mean?

  21. 01:02

    Girl

    Take a wild guess, David.

  22. 01:04

    David

    What? That I eat more nuggets than 99% of the world? That can't be true.

  23. 01:08

    Girl

    You're eating nuggets right now.

  24. 01:11

    Announcer (voice)

    And based on your order history, our math wizards have determined your Uber Eats age.

  25. 01:17

    Girl

    My top food was churros, and my Uber Eats age is dead?

  26. 01:20

    Guy

    Better than mine. 52 and fat. I don't know how they got that fat.

  27. 01:25

    Girl

    I do. Hoo-hoo!

  28. 01:26

    Guy

    What woman in the world would like what you just did?

  29. 01:29

    Announcer (voice)

    And we weren't the only ones serving this year. Check out all the looks you wore to greet your Uber drivers.

  30. 01:35

    Melissa

    Who would I even share these with?

  31. 01:38

    Announcer (voice)

    And we calculated exactly how much money you spent on Uber Eats this year.

  32. 01:44

    David

    $24,000. Just give me one second.

  33. 01:48

    Announcer (voice)

    And check out personalized messages from the restaurants that kept you fed.

  34. 01:54

    Wendy’s Employee

    Thank you so much, Melissa. Because of you, we are the number one Wendy's in the country.

  35. 02:00

    Guy

    Oh, my God! A phone just hit me!

  36. 02:03

    Girl

    It's Uber Eats Wrapped.

  37. 02:05

    Guy

    You have to tell people you're going to do this.

  38. 02:08

    Guy

    Are you out of your mind?

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