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Protective Mom 2
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Luis Gonzalez (Marcello Hernández) brings his girlfriend Casey (Chloe Troast) to meet his Tía Rosa (Bad Bunny), assuring her that his fiercely protective mother is away. Rosa sizes Casey up with a stream of Spanish-language digs, and then Luis's mother Claudia (Pedro Pascal) bursts in, swatting her son before smothering him with affection. Over dinner the two women pick apart everything about Casey, from her store-bought cookies and her job at her father's nonprofit to her septum piercing and her claim to have helped Luis through depression, while Luis protests in vain. The sketch is a sequel to Protective Mom from Pascal's own hosting episode earlier in 2023.
The funny people
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
So thoughtful to not make them yourself.
Mi hijo does not have depression. He just like the dark.
Then I said, don't do that. Do something else.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Pedro Pascal returned as a cameo guest to reprise the mother he first played in Protective Mom when he hosted in February 2023.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:01
Luis Gonzalez
Babe Babe before we go in I just want you to know that you have nothing to be worried about my mom's not here and my Aunt is gonna love you
- 00:10
Casey
Louise. I know I'm so excited
- 00:13
Luis Gonzalez
All right. Let's go. Yeah, Rosa, we're here
- 00:19
Tía Rosa
Misorina, llegate. Misorina, favorita.
- 00:34
Casey
Okay, yes, I love it. Go off, Tia.
- 00:38
Luis Gonzalez
Tia
- 00:38
Tía Rosa
and Who is she?
- 00:41
Luis Gonzalez
Yeah, this is Casey.
- 00:43
Let me know. We are my girlfriend
- 00:46
Tía Rosa
Linda Linda, we all maybe
- 00:50
Casey
Thank you.
- 00:51
Luis Gonzalez
Don't worry about her. She's just a little bit protective, but it's nothing compared to my mom.
- 00:59
You
- 01:05
Luis Gonzalez
Mama, I didn't know you were here.
- 01:08
Claudia Flores
Ay, mijo lindo, Dios mio, la virgen y los tres reyes. Mano, what you think? Tell me are here, I kill you, I break your car. I miss you so much. I pray for you every morning, every noon, every night. I love you, I miss you, I love you.
- 01:27
Casey
Well, hey, it's like a family reunion in here. Cool.
- 01:34
Claudia Flores
Who?
- 01:38
Tía Rosa
We need to get a girlfriend.
- 01:41
Casey
Well, hi, Ms. Flores. I didn't realize you were going to be here, but I'm so excited that I brought cookies, so.
- 01:48
Claudia Flores
Ah, so thoughtful to not make them yourself.
- 01:52
It's
- 02:19
Claudia Flores
Come, sit, easy. it's heat.
- 02:27
Tía Rosa
So, Casey, what do you do for work?
- 02:30
Casey
Oh, well, currently I am a graphic designer for my dad's nonprofit.
- 02:34
Claudia Flores
Oh, good, because nobody likes Profit.
- 02:39
Luis Gonzalez
Mom!
- 02:40
Claudia Flores
Ay, por favor, no puedo creer que me trajiste a un Nepo baby. Que seguro compra toda su comida en Trader Joe's.
- 02:50
Tía Rosa
Pero Claudia, ¿qué tú esperabas? Sí, ese es el pasatiempo de toda la niña que tiene un flat butt.
- 02:58
Casey
Are you talking about me?
- 03:00
Tía Rosa
No, my love, I'm talking about another white girl with flat back.
- 03:13
Casey
Okay, well, um, I just... I want you guys to like me, and I love Luis, and I feel like I've been really good for him. Like when he got diagnosed with depression.
- 03:24
Luis Gonzalez
Oh, Casey, no, no, no, no, no.
- 03:27
Tía Rosa
What do you mean, me sobrino got depression?
- 03:29
Claudia Flores
Depression? Mi hijo does not have depression. He just like the dark.
- 03:38
Luis Gonzalez
Mama.
- 03:39
Claudia Flores
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He tried to get it when he was a kid. He said, mommy, I'm depressed. Then I said, don't do that. Do something else.
- 03:48
Casey
OKAY. WELL, Depression doesn't actually work that way.
- 03:53
Tía Rosa
Oh, oh. I didn't know she was a doctor with that thing in her nose.
- 03:59
Casey
Oh, this, uh, it's called a septum piercing.
- 04:01
Tía Rosa
Oh, I have a piercing, too. Septum, putting it in my ear where it belongs.
- 04:07
Luis Gonzalez
Mamá.
- 04:08
Claudia Flores
No, no, no. Yo no me puedo imaginar que tú vas a estar con ella y tener white grandchildren. Y todo el mundo va a tener que decir Tyler and Hailey González.
- 04:21
Luis Gonzalez
Mamá, estoy enamorado de ella. No me importa que ella usa organic deodorant. Y yo no tengo problema con que tenga cara de bisexual barista.
- 04:34
Claudia Flores
Tú me podrías haber traído a una buena niña latina trabajadora como Jenna Ortega, Ana de Armes, Cardi B. Pero no, tú llegas a la casa de tu tía con Greta Thunberg.
- 04:49
Luis Gonzalez
Mamá, por favor.
- 04:51
Tía Rosa
Luis, no le grites a tu mamá, que lo que ella quiere decirte es que a ella no le importa si tú te metes con ella como, como, como un booty call. O, o, ella no tiene que ser tu novia oficial. Ella puede ser como, como un side chick. O, o, un sneaky link.
- 05:08
Casey
All right, uh, you guys, I know I'm not exactly what you were expecting, but can we just start over and have dinner? I would hate for all this delicious food to go to waste.
- 05:19
Luis Gonzalez
Honestly, I'm not even hungry anymore.
- 05:21
Casey
Oh, no. Don't do this again. How many times have I told you? You do not eat enough.
- 05:28
Oh!
- 05:32
Claudia Flores
Welcome to my son. I'm Luis. Give me Tyler. Give me Hailey. I'm Luis.
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