Sandler Family Reunion

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

1. 00:02
   

   Waiter

   Here's your Heineken, Mr. Sandler. -"I'm so cold. Do you want to drink tiny?" He's like Billy Madison.

2. 00:10
   

   Adam Sandler

   -"That's right. Yeah, yeah. I got that. It was very funny."

3. 00:12
   

   Waiter

   -"Yo, if you don't mind me asking, how do you come up with, like, all your characters and stuff?"

4. 00:17
   

   Adam Sandler

   -"You know, I don't know. I just, they kind of just come to me."

5. 00:20
   

   Waiter

   -"That's kind of a lame answer, but all right. Enjoy your reunion, man."

6. 00:24
   

   Adam Sandler

   -"Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's lots of Sandlers here. It's a sandstorm. All right, all right."

7. 00:28
   

   Cousin Ray

   -"Well, hello, Mr. Hollywood, you big shot. Yeah, it's Cousin Ray and Cousin Matt.

8. 00:35
   

   Adam Sandler

   Good to see you guys.

9. 00:36
   

   Cousin Matt

   Yes, sir. Habba-da-boo-boo! Habba-da-bee-coo! Habba-dee-oh-jah-hoo!

10. 00:42
    

    Cousin Ray

    Adam, I was so excited when I heard you were coming. I went, habba-do, habba-do-hoo-hoo!

11. 00:47
    

    Adam Sandler

    I know, I know. It's been forever. How you guys been?

12. 00:50
    

    Cousin Matt

    Trying to get my real estate license right now. Who knows? We shall see-hoo!

13. 00:56
    

    Adam Sandler

    Great, great, man. Good luck.

14. 00:58
    

    Cousin Ray

    As for me, I got a gada-da-foo-hoo.

15. 01:01
    

    Relative in Blue Puffer Jacket

    of course, very messy. She wasn't screwing, he's the best of friends. No, ha, ha, ha, Shannon! You, Shannon! Oh, Shannon!

16. 01:11
    

    Adam Sandler

    Come on, this kid's here. Oh, my God, is that my nephew, Sean? Or he's still at the kids' table? What's wrong? What's wrong? You want the boots? You want something else? You want the guns? Will somebody get this kid a Happy Meal?

17. 01:27
    

    Relative in Blue Puffer Jacket

    Excuse me. Ray, may I have everyone's attention, please? Hello, Sandlers. Hey, how you doing? How you doing?

18. 01:37
    

    Relative in Blue Puffer Jacket

    I just wanted to say big hand for Ron Baker and Janet Sandler-Baker for planning this whole thing.

19. 01:48
    

    Ron Baker

    Our pleasure.

20. 01:49
    

    Relative in Fishing Vest

    Ahibba-dee-dee-ba-da-doo. Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm still not great at this. Y'all doing, like, a little invisible clarinet thing. You know, it doesn't matter. Sleep with the Bebop.

21. 02:01
    

    Ron Baker

    And we're so happy to have Cousin Adam with us this year. But watch what you say around him, because you might end up in one of his movies.

22. 02:11
    

    Adam Sandler

    What? I don't use you guys for material.

23. 02:14
    

    Janet Sandler-Baker

    Well, now, I don't know about that. You know, because now I saw a movie where you played someone that looked just like me, dear. And I see that on the big old screen, and I said, I said, hey, hey, that's me. It's me up there now.

24. 02:27
    

    Adam Sandler

    No, no, no, no. I promise you Bobby Boucher is not based on you.

25. 02:32
    

    Janet Sandler-Baker

    I know that. I was talking about the Big Daddy movie.

26. 02:38
    

    Adam Sandler

    Well, not that either. I can promise you.

27. 02:41
    

    Chubbs

    Well, I know at McGilmore, that Chubbs was based on me. How do I know this? A. My first name is Chubbs. B. I have a fake hand. And C. I'm a golf instructor. It's all in the hips. You stole that from me?!

28. 02:59
    

    Adam Sandler

    All right, all right. Maybe I borrowed some stuff from you guys, but I swear to you, I did it out of love.

29. 03:03
    

    Chubbs

    Yeah, sure you did.

30. 03:04
    

    Ron Baker

    Everybody enjoyed the party. Hey,

31. 03:08
    

    Cousin Matt

    uh, excuse me. Are we gonna do the karaoke now?

32. 03:11
    

    Adam Sandler

    Oh, no, no. The karaoke is canceled.

33. 03:15
    

    Cousin Matt

    Oh, okay, cool, man, yeah.

34. 03:16
    

    Adam Sandler

    Once again, something that could've been brought to my attention, YESTERDAY yeah!

35. 03:22
    

    Adam Sandler

    I had to go say hi to my mother, all right? Wish me luck. Okay. Okay, yeah. Yeah, hi, Ma. Great to see you.

36. 03:39
    

    Adam Sandler

    What do you think of the reunion? Is it a whole thing?

37. 03:41
    

    Mom

    They're all going to laugh at you!

38. 03:42
    

    Adam Sandler

    Yeah, yeah. They're not laughing. They're laughing. No! Come on, Mom. Be nice.

39. 03:47
    

    Mom

    They're all going to laugh at you!

40. 03:48
    

    Adam Sandler

    No, no, no, no, no. No! No! Stop. What are you doing? No! No! No!

41. 03:58
    

    Mom

    Why don't Don't you shut up. Maybe you... and David, and you. And all of you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. That's right, that.

42. 04:29
    

    Pop-Pop

    But the doctor says it's nothing to worry about.

43. 04:32
    

    Adam Sandler

    Oh, good. Well, that's a relief.

44. 04:33
    

    Pop-Pop

    How about I sing this Sandler family song I wrote 70 years ago?

45. 04:38
    

    Adam Sandler

    No, no, no, no. Nobody wants to hear it.

46. 04:40
    

    Pop-Pop

    Yeah, I just want to do that. That'd be great if I just... Put on your yarmulkes. Here come the Hunnicos. For so much you want to go. Put your hands up, Ray. The Hunnicos.

47. 04:54
    

    Adam Sandler

    No, no, no. I agree with Mother, all right? Let's just take a picture. Yo, come on. Colbert, snap us.

48. 05:00

    Speaker 1

    Oh, yes, sir.

49. 05:03
    

    Adam Sandler

    Everyone get in. Get in. Here we go. Come on.

50. 05:09
    

    Mom

    Stop looking at me, Sean.

51. 05:12
    

    Adam Sandler

    Come on. Take the picture. Take it.

52. 05:16

    Speaker 1

    Ready? One, two, three.

53. 05:19
    

    Adam Sandler

    Shabby! Shabby, Shabby, Shabby.