Walken Family Reunion

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   Here's your drink, and enjoy the reunion.

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   Thank you.

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   Christopher.

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   Christopher, I can't believe you made it.

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   Is

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   Is

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   that you?

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   Stanley, how's Bayou?

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   Long time no see, big hug.

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    Big hug.

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    Big hug.

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    Wow!

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    Wow!

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    When's the last time I saw you, Stanley?

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    It's my brother John's wedding 15 years ago.

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    that wedding was so nuts i recall we stole the ice sculpture i wonder what happened to it i don't

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    know it probably melted makes sense speak of the devil that's john hey christopher wow

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    Wow.

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    John, is that you, or do my eyes deceive me?

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    It's really me.

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    You remember my kids, Maxine and Scott?

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    Look how big you guys are getting.

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    Maxine, what's your doll's name?

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    My doll's name is Jenny.

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    She's a good doll,

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    but she doesn't like ghosts, and neither do I.

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    Hi. Ghosts scare me, and I'm pretty sure one is living under my bed.

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    I promise you, darling, there's no ghosts around here, so you're safe.

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    That's good, because I hate ghosts.

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    They're spooky, and I don't respond well to spooky behavior.

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    Of course. Me too. I'm with you.

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    you 110%. How are you Scott? I'm not good. Everyone at my school is a phony. I want to

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    be skateboarding and listening to my iPod, not at some ridiculous family reunion. Scott,

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    behave yourself. It's okay. Scott, I appreciate your situation. For a walk in adolescence

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    is a difficult time.

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    You feel like you're the only

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    normal person in a school

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    full of nut jobs.

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    Am I right?

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    Wow. It's like you're looking

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    right into my noggin.

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    Maybe this joke will

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    cheer you up.

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    What's the difference between

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    this place and an elephant

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    fart? What?

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    This place is a bar

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    room. An elephant

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    A dolphin fart is a baroom.

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    do your

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    Do your homework, eat your Wheaties.

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    Everything will be copacetic.

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    Is that... is that Nathan?

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    Kids, go get a drink.

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    Christopher, you should know,

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    Nathan recently came out of the closet.

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    He's a completely different person now.

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    Very flamboyant.

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    Who would have thought such a thing?

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    Nathan,

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    mean, Nathan.

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    how you doing?

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    I'm good.

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    As you may have heard, I recently came out of the closet.

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    I heard.

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    I can see you're very flamboyant now.

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    It's true.

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    I always felt like I had to pretend

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    in order to fit into the family.

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    But now...

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    that I'm finally myself,

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    I'm getting along with them better than ever the walkins are a tolerant tribe

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    two snaps on that girlfriend I'm gonna go refill my cosmo you go guy you go

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    Wow

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    Wow.

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    if it isn't mr. Hollywood coming home to gracious with this presence Wow

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    wow richard please don't be hard on christopher don't worry i know he's just joshing me and martha

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    by the way we finally saw the deer hunter that movie was hilarious hilarious

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    thank you it was good for me too oh lucky come over here

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    Christopher,

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    Christopher,

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    this is Oleki.

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    He's our foreign exchange student

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    from Nigeria who's been living with us.

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    When Oleki moved in,

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    he didn't speak any English.

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    It's amazing.

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    Two months with him,

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    and now I talk just like a normal

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    American teenage boy.

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    Oh, I was right.

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    There is no greater thrill on Earth

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    than meeting a walking

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    for the first time let's all go over to the bar and get a drink everything in

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    moderation you're driving driving no I'm walking

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    for watching!