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The Falconer: Winner Takes All
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
Ken Mortimer’s peaceful life with Donald the falcon is interrupted by the Muskrateer, another former executive who has made the woods his home. Both men claim the same territory, so Donald and Galen the muskrat compete for it in a string of increasingly domestic games. Their grand contest of woodland supremacy comes down to a tabletop tie-breaker, with the anxious humans coaching from the sidelines.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 2
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Food is plentiful, and I am not trapped beneath a tree.
Whatever you do, don't visualize that tower collapsing!
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
The rivals’ introductions place Ken Mortimer’s departure from his advertising career in 1992 and Ted Abernathy’s departure from marketing in 1993.
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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