Paul Timberman's Workshop: Lazy Susan

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   Paul Timberman

   Oh, hi there! welcome to paul timberman's workshop i'm paul timberman you know every year on grandpa timberman's birthday me and the wife and kids like to honor his memory by eating his favorite meal cream steak tomorrow's the day you know i owe a debt of gratitude to grandpa timberman he taught me everything i know about safe woodworking and his untamily falling into the wood chipper a little while back kind of shook us up all right all right okay you know the timbermen's love to eat and

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   Paul Timberman

   instead all that rude reaching and grabbing we had last year i thought it'd be real nice if i surprised him by making a nice lovely lazy susan for the center of the dining room table now the first thing we're going to want to do is give this lovely lady some curves fashion this fine country missus into a circle before i do that very Very important, I'm gonna put on my safety gloves.

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   Paul Timberman

   Now these gloves here are lined with a space-age type steel that'll resist even the strongest of titanium blades. These suckers will take anything. Which is very important, because we're gonna be working with our jigsaw today. Here we go.

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   Paul Timberman

   All right. Well, look at what we went down, huh?

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   Paul Timberman

   There we go. You know what? I just realized something. These are my gardening gloves. 100% time. They're real nice, too. There we are.

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   Paul Timberman

   These are them titanium gloves I was telling you about.

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   Paul Timberman

   You circus. Next all right yeah

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   Paul Timberman

   thing you're going to want to do is dress up your lazy shoes with some decorative wood pegs. And how we're going to do that is we're going to take our steel mallet in one hand, and in the other hand we're going to... All right, looks like I'm going to have to get a little bit creative here. Here we go.

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    Paul Timberman

    There we are. All right. All right, take your wood pegs, place it where you'd like it, and take a look here. Look at that. I've got my steel-lined glove on like I was telling you about. This is very important because, yes, this is my steel-lined glove.

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    Paul Timberman

    Just take this baby, place it where you'd like it, and just give it a little gentle tap-tap. Tap-tapity, tap-tap. Now, you know what?

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    Paul Timberman

    This bugger's going to need a little bit more encouragement, so let's...

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    Oh, he's all right!

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    Paul Timberman

    Now, look what I did. I went and hit my hand instead of hitting the wood peg, but look at that. See that glove? What did I tell you? See, look at that. Look at that glove. See, there's no damage to that glove. That's like the day I bought that thing. Look at that, see? Look, let me show you.

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    Paul Timberman

    Damn! Oh, boy. Yeah.

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    Paul Timberman

    That could have been a very serious accident, but... As you can see, my thumb and forefinger are still fine. Thank God for the glove.

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    Paul Timberman

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18. 03:27
    

    Paul Timberman

    Just watch. at that. Just look at that cut. I couldn't have done it any better myself. And how do you know it's a genuine Tool Co. remote? Just listen for the click. That click tells you that...

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    Hey, we're trying to shoot a commercial here! He's using them monster tools. Get out! Get out! Get out!

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    Paul Timberman

    Remember,

21. 03:54
    

    Paul Timberman

    Remember, with Tool Co., all your troubles are behind you. All right, now To secure our finished Lazy Susan to the tabletop, we're actually going to have to bolt it right through the table, which means we're going to drill another hole right through the center here. Now, normally I'd measure it, but I've done this so many times, I'm just going to eyeball it. Let's get our trusty drill.

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    Paul Timberman

    There, right there. Let's honk it down. Give us a honk.

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    Paul Timberman

    There you go. In any second now, you're going to see that drill bit pop up through the table like a prairie dog's head at lunchtime.

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