Paul Timberman's Workshop: Christmas Tree

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1. 00:03
   

   Paul Timberman

   oh hi there Welcome to Paul Timberman's Workshop. I'm Paul Timberman. You know, I love Christmas. And I like to think the number one symbol of peace and love and giving and sharing around the world is the Christmas tree, which is what we're working on today.

2. 00:16
   

   Paul Timberman

   Now, the first thing you want to do when you bring a tree in from the outdoors is shape it. Now, I got my handy hand pruner around here somewhere so I can... Oh, here it is. Oh. Yeah, that's smart. All right. Now, most of these branches are no bigger than your finger, but you got to press real hard because they're real strong. All right, I think you get the idea.

3. 00:39
   

   Paul Timberman

   Hey, uh, tell you what, Monty, you, uh, pop that in a little plastic baggie, put it in the fridge, I'll pick it up on the way to the ER. Thank you. All right, then.

4. 00:49
   

   Paul Timberman

   This here's our tree. It's a noble fir. A noble fir's known as a sweet, sultry mistress of the woods, and this one here's a fine, classy lady.

5. 00:57
   

   Paul Timberman

   Now, as you can see, the... I did it again. As you can see, boys at the lot kind of cut it uneven there. You're going to want to have a nice, straight edge on the bottom of your tree so it'll stand up straight. Now, this lady's too big to fit on my table saw, so I'm going to have to put it right here on this grate and even her out. Folks

6. 01:16
   

   Paul Timberman

   Come on, Sam! There you go! All right! I got a lot of cards and letters from folks out there who injure their eyes due to wood chips, you've got to wear your safety goggles at all times. I can't stress that enough. Now, here we go. There you see what I mean? Now, you see why these goggles are so important? You've got to keep your eyes on the wood at all times. Can't be lifting my hand up. Is

7. 01:45
   

   Paul Timberman

   All righty. Get that the commercial?

8. 01:51
   

   Paul Timberman

   Hi, I'm Paul Timberman of Paul Timberman's Workshop. You know, people always ask me, what's the best way to keep your tree mounted to Christmas? and I tell them there's nothing better than the Santa Jaws it's the new modern way to keep your frisky tree in place works kind of like a big old bear trap and it comes in three different sizes Santa jr. Chris Kringle and big old st. Nick Santa Santa Jaws the best thing under your tree this Christmas my name ain't Paul Timmerman

9. 02:32

   makers of Santa Jaws would like to wish you and yours a safe and happy holiday

10. 02:39

    Happy that's

11. 02:51
    

    Paul Timberman

    Well, that's what i had for paul timberman's workshop this week i would very way to say merry christmas it was a beautiful tree like this one kind of makes all the hard work seem worthwhile and just imagine the looks on the kids faces as they come down the steps on christmas morning and see this i feel kind of woozy

12. 03:10

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