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Zombeach
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
In the style of a glossy holiday-resort commercial, an announcer pitches Zombeach to exhausted zombies trudging through a city. The island resort offers a shuffleboard court for aimless shuffling, a buffet piled with brains and body-part dishes, and a karaoke club where guests can only groan along. Its main selling point is that the living are banned, letting the undead finally rest in peace, before a zombie lunges at the camera for the closing tagline.
The funny people
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
An invigorating tropical resort exclusively for the undead.
Gorge yourself disgustingly on our all-you-can-eat brain buffet.
You let life pass you by, don't let death do the same.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
Zombeach Announcer
Being a zombie takes a lot of work. Why else do you think they move so slow? That's why there's the new ZomBeach. An invigorating tropical resort exclusively for the undead. You can mindlessly shuffle around our shuffleboard court.
- 00:17
Gorgeous.
- 00:20
Zombeach Announcer
Gorge yourself disgustingly on our all-you-can-eat brain buffet. Moan tunelessly at our karaoke club.
- 00:27
but
- 00:30
Zombeach Announcer
But best of all the living aren't allowed so you can finally rest in peace zombie you let life pass you by don't let death do the same
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