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Spishak SupposiTurkeys
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The premise
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Mom carries a roast turkey to the holiday table, but Dad and their young son confess that all the chewing, swallowing and digesting has become too much effort. Mom has the fix: Spishak's new SupposiTurkeys. Tracing a route across an anatomy chart, she explains that this meal skips the mouth entirely and begins where an ordinary dinner finishes, with the trimmings from mashed potatoes to Brussels sprouts packed into the same pill and loaded into an oversized syringe-style applicator. Thirty seconds later the family sits back from a table crowded with jars, all of them too stuffed for seconds, and Mom adds dessert flavors before an announcer runs through a whole line of Spishak Backdoor Dinners.
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It's all that complicated chewing.
So this holiday season, stuff your turkey where the sun don't shine with Spishak's new Suppositurkeys.
Spishak Backdoor Dinners. So good, you'll wish you could taste them.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
Part of the Spishak commercial series; the closing card brands the product line Spishak Backdoor Dinners. The sketch opened the December 6, 1997 episode of season 3, which featured special guest Don Most.
Script
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- 00:02
Mom
Fellas, holiday dinner! Who's hungry for turkey?
- 00:07
Speaker 1
Well, we are, I guess. What is it?
- 00:11
Speaker 1
Well, honey, it's not that we don't love your turkey. It's just that, uh... It's all that complicated chewing.
- 00:17
Speaker 1
Yeah, and the swallowing and the digesting. It's... it's really a lot of hard work.
- 00:23
Speaker 1
There's gotta be a better way.
- 00:24
Mom
Well, now there is, with Spishak's new Suppositorkey.
- 00:29
Speaker 1
Suppositorkeys? What's that?
- 00:31
Mom
it's the all-new modern way to eat turkey you see most turkey eating starts up here at the mouth then it has to travel all the way down here only to end up here but with fish acts most positive turkeys your turkey starts out where other old-fashioned turkeys end up and all in this simple little pill
- 00:51
Speaker 1
Wow but what's turkey without the dressing
- 00:53
Mom
glad you asked Suppositurkeys comes with mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, dressing, turnips, and brussel sprouts.
- 01:02
Speaker 1
Mm, that looks delicious.
- 01:04
Mom
And insertion's a snap, with Spishak's patented EZ Glide applicator.
- 01:09
Speaker 1
Let's do it. I'm starved.
- 01:12
Mom
Honey, one second.
- 01:14
Speaker 1
Oh, no way. I'm stuffed.
- 01:16
Mom
What about you, Beth?
- 01:18
Speaker 2
I couldn't eat another bite.
- 01:20
Speaker 1
Son, you hadn't even eaten one.
- 01:23
Mom
So this holiday season, stuff your turkey where the sun don't shine, with Spishak's new Suppositorkeys. And for dessert, don't forget Suppisatories, pumpkin, sweet potato, and Boston cream.
- 01:36
Speaker 3
Suppositorkeys and Suppisatories, new from Spishak and available without prescription in grocery stores now. And look for Supposibobs, Suppositories, Suppasta Primavera-tories, Suppizzatories, Suppositandories, soup pasta tortillas, and a complete line of Spishak backdoor dinners coming to your grocery shelves soon. Spishak backdoor dinners, so good you'll wish you could taste them.
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