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The setup
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The premise
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On a beach buried in litter, a team of sun-kissed lifeguards in red swimwear mourns the mess ahead of their luau. A pig in a backward cap, caught rooting through a trash can, offers to help, and the lifeguards decide he is cute enough to stay. Babe dons a red bikini top and takes a lifeguard post, but his rescue methods are chaotic and his appetite never stops. By the night of the luau the patrol has had enough of him, and the sketch ends on a parting insult.
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Highly quotable.
I was just rummaging through the garbage here for a tasty snack.
Ah, shucks. Those are people rules.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:01
Speaker 1
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- 00:11
Speaker 1
It's the heartwarming story of the year. Five years in the making. From a young boy cradling in his mother's arms, he grew up to be...
- 00:22
Speaker 4
Hey, tux. Want to roll around in your own filth?
- 00:30
Speaker 1
The biggest pig on the beach. He was Babe. Babewatch.
- 00:48
Speaker 2
I hate it when I get sand on my gum.
- 00:51
Speaker 2
Tell me about it. It's almost as bad as getting sand in your shorts.
- 00:54
Speaker 2
Oh, no! Danny, Dirk, Damien, Don, Carrie, Kasia, look at the horrible mess!
- 01:03
Speaker 2
I thought the doctor did a good job.
- 01:05
Speaker 2
No, not this horrible mess. I meant that horrible mess.
- 01:10
Speaker 2
Oh, no. Danny, our poor beach.
- 01:13
Speaker 2
Carrie, we're never going to get this clean in time for the luau tonight.
- 01:17
Speaker 2
Who, oh, who could have done such a thing, Damien?
- 01:20
Speaker 2
It was him, Carrie, that pig of a man over there!
- 01:23
Speaker 2
What a pig. It's like a human pig. Yeah, pig. Pig. Yeah, pig.
- 01:29
Babe
Hey, I'm Babe. Wanna roll and muck?
- 01:38
Speaker 2
Listen here, you pig, you've made a mess of the beach.
- 01:40
Babe
Oh, gee, I was just rummaging through the garbage here for a tasty snack. I didn't mean any harm.
- 01:47
Speaker 2
Hey, I think he means it, Dirk.
- 01:50
Speaker 2
He's kind of cute, Danny.
- 01:51
Speaker 2
Yeah, well, that's all fine, Kasia, but who's gonna clean up this mess? What with a luau just hours away?
- 01:56
Babe
Hey, if you guys need help, I'll be a lifeguard while you just clean the beach.
- 02:01
Speaker 2
What a brilliant
- 02:05
Speaker 2
Hold it, Damien, Don, he can't go around the beach like that.
- 02:09
Babe
Aww.
- 02:11
Speaker 1
Jigs can't be like ours. Jigs can't be like ours.
- 02:52
Speaker 2
Finally, finally our beach is clean, Carrie. Now we can have our luau
- 02:59
Speaker 2
Oh, no! A drowning person, Damien!
- 03:02
Speaker 2
Lifeguards, let's bring into action.
- 03:04
Babe
Stop drowning, jerk!
- 03:06
Speaker 2
Yeah! Treat That's no way to a drowning person? You should run out and grab them and pull them to safety!
- 03:26
Babe
Babe, drowners are panicky and stupid. You gotta show them who's boss.
- 03:30
Speaker 2
I don't think we understand, Babe. Why don't you show us how, Babe?
- 03:34
Babe
Okie doke!
- 03:36
Speaker 2
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it, Timmy. Shouldn't he wait a half hour after he eats before going swimming?
- 03:41
Speaker 2
He's right!
- 03:42
Babe
Ah, shucks! Those are people rules! this
- 04:16
Babe
I'm gonna get some more food. This is delish.
- 04:23
Babe
You know what, guys? I think this might be the best summer ever!
- 04:26
Speaker 2
More Babe, anyone? Oh, this will do, Kimmy. This will do.
- 04:34
Speaker 3
Help me! I'm still drowning!
- 04:38
Speaker 2
Stop bothering our luau, you spasmodicated idiot!
- 04:45
Speaker 1
The end of it. The other white man.
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