Voodoo Doll

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1. 00:04

   Oh, good evening. Gareth and I are feeling really good today, aren't we, Gareth?

2. 00:08

   Yeah, yeah, we're feeling really great.

3. 00:09

   And we're feeling really great because we've just been on holiday.

4. 00:13

   Yes, they even go on holiday together.

5. 00:18

   I go on holiday with Gareth because he's my best friend.

6. 00:22

   And I go on holiday with Norman because he pays for it.

7. 00:26

   We had a good time, though, didn't we?

8. 00:28

   Yes, we did have a good time because this year we went somewhere really special.

9. 00:32

   we went to Haiti hello hi Haiti not Tahiti sorry you see in Haiti the high

10. 00:43

    priestess of voodoo makes a little doll that's meant to represent somebody or

11. 00:48

    other yeah that's right while we were over there this old hag came up to me

12. 00:52

    and she she gave me this doll and it's this was supposed to be Norman look at

13. 01:00

    that a bit of old donkey hair on that head it's close in one respect and what you're supposed to

14. 01:07

    do is you you stick a pin in the doll and it's supposed to hurt the person it represents what

15. 01:14

    a load of nonsense right so here is the doll of norman danger and here is the pin i'm terrified

16. 01:21

    And what we do is we stick the pin in the doll, like that, so we stick it in here, and

17. 01:30

    here.

18. 01:31

    and here, and here,

19. 01:34

    Nothing happens whatsoever.

20. 01:36

    Even if we stick it in his jugular like that!

21. 01:42

    A load of rubbing.

22. 01:45

    Nobody who takes this loony stuff seriously must be completely out of their skull.