Vancome Lady: Department Store Santa

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1. 00:05

   Speaker 1

   You excited to see Santa Remember to give him your list. Okay, right here

2. 00:10

   Speaker 2

   Can I Santa for a game boy?

3. 00:11

   Speaker 1

   Sure mark you can ask him for anything you want to

4. 00:18
   

   Vancome Lady

   Hi. Welcome to Malbury's department store. How may I help you?

5. 00:22

   Speaker 2

   I want to give Santa my list.

6. 00:27
   

   Vancome Lady

   Cha. You know Be able I'm sorry. I don't think Santa's gonna be to see you today.

7. 00:35

   Speaker 1

   Well, Mark has been waiting for over an hour.

8. 00:37
   

   Vancome Lady

   Yeah, I'm sure you've been a very good boy this year It's just that Santa doesn't like children who are husky Well, Porky, if you keep taking 3rds and 4ths, you will be Sienna. Okay, bye-bye.

9. 00:50

   Speaker 1

   How dare you talk...

10. 00:51
    

    Vancome Lady

    Thanks for your time. Bye, Malbrace. Bye-bye. Come on. Thank you. Okay. Okay. Merry Christmas. Hello. Are you enjoying your shopping here at Malbrace?

11. 00:58

    Speaker 3

    Well, actually, we're not shopping. I thought that meeting Santa would make Danielle's Christmas a bit more fun.

12. 01:03
    

    Vancome Lady

    Yeah, you would love to meet old Santa Claus, wouldn't you?

13. 01:07

    Speaker 3

    Yeah. Yeah.

14. 01:09
    

    Vancome Lady

    You know what? Uh-uh. I'm sorry, I don't think it's gonna work out You see, Santa only has a few rules But one of them is that he doesn't speak to the homeless You see, homeless means no home No home means no fireplace No fireplace, no chimney, no chimney, no Santa Bye-bye

15. 01:26

    Speaker 3

    I wanted a candy cane for my stocking

16. 01:29
    

    Vancome Lady

    Yeah, that's so sweet It's just that Santa can't fill up a stocking When it's hanging from a rear-view mirror Now, Kiani

17. 01:35

    Speaker 3

    But, uh, we're not homeless

18. 01:37
    

    Vancome Lady

    Of course you're not Okay, but thanks for stopping by to warm up here in Malbrace. Bye-bye. Merry Christmas. Hello, are you all set to take your picture with Santa?

19. 01:47

    Speaker 4

    Yeah.

20. 01:47
    

    Vancome Lady

    Okay, you're just going to step right this... Whoa.

21. 01:51

    Speaker 4

    Is the other star of David hanging around Mommy's neck?

22. 01:55

    Speaker 5

    Yes, it is. We're Jewish, but I thought he could at least meet Santa.

23. 01:59
    

    Vancome Lady

    Tch. You know what? I'm sorry. I don't think this is going to work out. You see, Santa doesn't like people who are Jewish. are Jewish. And do you know why?

24. 02:11

    Speaker 4

    No.

25. 02:12
    

    Vancome Lady

    Because your people killed Jesus. I'm so sorry. Bye-bye.

26. 02:17

    Speaker 5

    Everyone knows that Jesus was Jewish and the Romans crucified him.

27. 02:20

    Speaker 6

    boughs of holly Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Fa

28. 02:24

    Speaker 6

    Ho, ho, ho! What seems to be going on here?

29. 02:28

    Speaker 5

    Well, Sienna, I don't know. She told my son a whole lot of hubbub going on here. Jesus, Flynn, it's

30. 02:33

    Speaker 6

    That's it. Ho, ho, ho! Their self is going back to the North Pole, children. Kathy, you are fired

31. 02:45
    

    Vancome Lady

    Okay, Okay, well, thanks for employing me here at Malbrace And thanks for letting me sit on your lap after work Children, I am so sorry that I couldn't show you Santa But there's a very good reason Do you know what it is?

32. 02:58

    Speaker 4

    No

33. 02:59
    

    Vancome Lady

    There is no Santa

34. 03:01

    Speaker 1

    Oh, Merry Christmas You couldn't just leave it at that! You need to do something! This is not what Christmas is about! You need to step in!