UPS Guy

A UBS driver named Jaq arrives to collect an urgent package from an executive named Elizabeth, who is not quite ready and asks him to wait. Instead of waiting quietly he wanders her large office, admiring her diplomas, bragging about retiring at 45 and moving up to dispatcher, and complimenting her hair and even how she smells. His rambling analogies about airplanes, driving into the sun and what he does after work grow more personal while she grows more pained and finally hands over the package. He cheerfully hands her a couple of pep-talk platitudes and leaves, and the sketch ends on a short closing card.