Consequences

A principal introduces Donnie Herrera to warn his students about making bad choices. Donnie draws on his supposed criminal past, but his cautionary tales drift from unlikely accidents into impossible adventures. The principal tries to end the talk while Donnie insists on continuing, even as the students are hurried out of the auditorium.

Comedy Central originally uploaded this sketch as “Consequences.” The official Key & Peele channel later posted it as “The World’s Worst High School Assembly Speaker.”