Valets: Anne Hathaway

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   So, uh, yeah, I got, like, 30-something followers.

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   I put up to, like, 15 tweets a day.

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   So if you wanted to, uh, follow, I...

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   No, no, no, no!

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   What?

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   They hatin' on the Hathaways.

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   They hatin' on the Hathaways?

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   They straight hatin' on Annie Hathaways.

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   That's your girl, dog!

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    That's my girl, dog!

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    Annie Hathaways from Devil Wears Prada?

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    They hatin' on her.

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    Nicholas Nickleby?

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    Straight hatin'!

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    Like Mr. Robles?

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    Like Mr. Robles!

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    I dream the dreams and dreams get dreams.

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    Come on, man.

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    What?

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    Why you be hating on that?

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    How do you be hating on the Hathaways?

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    I do not know.

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    Because that's your girl, dog.

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    That's my girl.

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    I've been rolling with the Hathaways since Precious Diaries.

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    You

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    You

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    was there since day one.

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    You know I be loving me some Precious Diaries to the royal engagement?

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    You got the Blu-ray.

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    I got the DVD and Laserdisc and VHS, man.

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    Rachel getting married, though.

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    What?

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    Uh-uh.

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    Uh-uh.

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    Rachel getting married, though.

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    Rachel getting married, though.

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    Yo, do you love it in Hathaways?

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    I do.

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    Come on.

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    Swing, fin, scadaskin, wum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

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    Hathaway's.

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    Come on, man.

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    And the Oscar goes to Annie Hathaway's.

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    Crackhead killed her brother.

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    Come on.

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    Come on, Mr. Brokenback.

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    Oh, you're Brokenbacks.

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    Talking about Brokenbacks.

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    That's right, Brokenbacks, dog.

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    I married a Jake Jigglin Halls.

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    Jigglin Thaws.

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    Thank you.

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    I stand corrected.

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    So wait, you know what?

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    I didn't like that one.

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    That was not my dog, Brokenbacks.

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    No, no.

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    But she's good in that.

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    She was good though playing that confident Texas businesswoman

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    talking about straight up, you know what?

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    I'm struggling with my husband's sexuality.

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    She kept her integrity at the same time

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    That's a delicate balance.

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    That's a delicate balance.

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    Why would you hate on the halfaways?

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    Why would you be hating on the halfaways?

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    Confident woman in Hollywood whose sole character flaw

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    is that she cares too much.

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    She cares too much!

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    Is that she cares too much!

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    Is that she cares too much!

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    Come on!

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    Come on!

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    You know who they'd never be hating on?

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    Who's that dog?

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    Sandra Bullock.

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    Sandra Bullock says, my girl.

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    That's the girl right there.

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    And they'd never be hating on her.

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    There's your girl right there, straight up.

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    There's Sandra Bullock.

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    She says, your girl right there, straight up.

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    Do you know who should do a movie together, though?

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    Who is that dog?

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    Bullock sees.

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    and half-aways.

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    You talking about some half-aways and some bull-exes?

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    No, I'm talking about some bull-exes and some half-aways.

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    Let me just explain what I'm talking about, Dal.

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    I'm talking about some half-aways and some bull-exes.

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    No, you right.

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    Bull-exes, half-aways, that would be mine.

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    shit!

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    You good?

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    Yeah,

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    I'm good.

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    I thought something was going.

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    Me too, sir.

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     Happened for a second there.

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     We would transform in some way, shape, or form.

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     OK.

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     That wouldn't be my .

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     That wouldn't be my

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     SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!

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