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Valets: Mel Gibson

Key & Peele2013Season 3Episode 6
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The setup

Two restaurant valets try to square their love of Mel Gibson movies with their disgust at his racism, and the movies keep winning.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Standing outside an upscale restaurant, one valet admits that catching Lethal Weapon 2 on cable reminded him he still loves Mel Gibson, even though neither of them can say the star's name without first calling him a racist. Each confession sets off another giddy round of memories, from The Road Warrior and The Patriot to Braveheart, Conspiracy Theory and Apocalypto, with chest bumps, cheering and a celebratory sprint down the sidewalk. When they reach The Passion of the Christ, one valet imagines his dream project: Gibson co-starring with Jesus himself. The idea is so overwhelming that the two men raise their hands in prayer and vanish in a blinding flash of light.

The funny people

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Say it with us

Highly quotable.

Lethal Weapon 2 starring the racist-ass Melly Gibsons.

Racist-ass Melly Gibsons made that movie about Jesus in a kind of racist-ass way.

The savior of all, the king of all kings, the alpha and the omega?

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

ScriptEnglish · 24 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:00

    Valet #2

    Dude, I got to tell you something.

  2. 00:02

    Valet #1

    What's up?

  3. 00:03

    Valet #2

    Last night on Showtimes, I saw some Lethal Weapon 2. Lethal Weapon 2 starring the racist-ass Mellie Gibsons.

  4. 00:12

    I know, I know, but I got to tell you right up front and truthfully, racist-ass Mellie Gibsons is still kind of my . He's Oh, he's still my .

  5. 00:26

    I don't know, dog. Racist-ass Mellie Gibsons. I know, I know, but think about it, man. Think about it.

  6. 00:31

    And remember when he jacked up all them mutants in the road warriors? Talking about . They nothing in here but sand. Yeah. And then remember when he had taken that hatchet and chopped up all them Englands?

  7. 00:43

    Remember in the Patriot? And did it in front of all his kids?

  8. 00:46

    You know what, though? racist Racist-ass Milly Gibsons is still my too.

  9. 00:53

    Remember when racist-ass Milly Gibsons was Blue Man Group and Bravehearts? Oh my God, yes. They was chopping off my man's head. No, no, no, no. My man was still talking about freedom! Freedom!

  10. 01:03

    Or what about conspiracy theories, though? Oh, come on, man. What the about conspiracy theories, though? What the about conspiracy theories, though? I don't see where it's going on.

  11. 01:14

    Come on. You know racist-ass Melly Gibson's be directing, too. Hells yeah.

  12. 01:18

    What about Apocalypto? Yo, racist-ass Melly Gibson's be telling the story of a bunch of crazy-ass old-fashioned Mexicans who had been in the jungle getting chased by a panther.

  13. 01:27

    Yup, yup. Oh, man, I was straight up saying .

  14. 01:28

    Go, go, go, go, go, go.

  15. 01:33

    And what about that Passions of the Christ, though? Passions of the Christ, though. Passions of the Christ. Where racist-ass Mellie Gibsons made that movie about Jesus in a kind of racist-ass way.

  16. 01:41

    That was on my jam.

  17. 01:43

    And you know what I just realized, though?

  18. 01:44

    What's that?

  19. 01:45

    You know what would be my ?

  20. 01:46

    What would be your ?

  21. 01:47

    If racist-ass Mellie Gibsons co-starred in a movie with Jesus.

  22. 01:52

    Wait a second, you talking about the savior of all, the king of all kings, the alpha and the omega?

  23. 01:58

    And Jesus.

  24. 01:59

    Jesus, that would be my shit.

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