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Liam Neesons

Key & Peele2012Season 2Episode 3
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The setup

Two restaurant valets drop everything to hype each other up over the action movies of their hero, "Liam Neesons."

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

After flirting with a departing driver, two valets outside an upscale restaurant turn their downtime into a breathless tribute to Liam Neeson, whose name they always pluralize. They relive the wolf-fighting movie, the Taken films and Darkman, debate why he has no Oscar, and greet each new title with louder whoops, until one valet sprints off down the sidewalk in celebration at the mention of Battleship. When the conversation turns to Bruce Willis, the excitement reaches a screaming pitch, and imagining the two stars in a movie together leaves the valets grappling and choking with joy before they declare their verdict in unison.

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Highly quotable.

"Straight Tooken," starring Liam Neesons!

Don't even try and be Russian around Liam Neesons.

Liam Neesons straight killed a robot boat!

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

ScriptEnglish · 50 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:00

    Valet #2

    Gmail's what I'm on now. That's the place you got the most space for attachments. Anyway, feel free to hit me up if you remember that number. I notice you ain't write that down.

  2. 00:12

    Valet #2

    Damn, damn, damn. That girl was fly, right?

  3. 00:15

    Valet #1

    She all right. But did you see that Liam Neeson's movie with them wolves, though? The one with them big ass wolves and Liam Neeson's in it? Liam Neeson's is my ..

  4. 00:24

    Valet #2

    Oh, Liam Neeson straight jacked up them wolves, man.

  5. 00:27

    Valet #1

    Man, you them wolves up, man.

  6. 00:29

    Valet #2

    That's true, man.

  7. 00:30

    Valet #1

    And don't even get me started on that one when they took his daughter. Straight Tooken, starring Liam Neeson.

  8. 00:36

    Valet #2

    Man, Liam Neeson's on the phone like, I have a certain set of skills.

  9. 00:40

    Valet #1

    Man, don't with Liam Neeson.

  10. 00:41

    Valet #2

    Don't even try and be Russian around Liam Neeson.

  11. 00:43

    Valet #1

    He'll take your arm and give you fractures in the mouth.

  12. 00:46

    Valet #1

    And then, oh, you see the second one, though? In the second one, the Russians come after him, and he them all up anyway.

  13. 00:53

    Valet #2

    Tooken 2, starring the incomparable Liam Neeson.

  14. 00:56

    That's my .

  15. 00:59

    Valet #2

    What about Liam Neeson in some Darkman?

  16. 01:02

    Valet #1

    No.

  17. 01:02

    Valet #2

    What about Darkman?

  18. 01:04

    Valet #1

    When Liam Neeson's face was changing, the whole homie was straight face changing.

  19. 01:09

    Valet #2

    Now that's just Liam Neeson's acting right there, man.

  20. 01:12

    Valet #2

    Straight up, I kid you not, Academy Award caliber, classic Neeson's.

  21. 01:16

    Valet #1

    Come on, seriously.

  22. 01:17

    Valet #2

    I mean, like, Neeson's already need to have a statue.

  23. 01:20

    Valet #1

    Liam Neeson's ain't got no, he ain't got a statue.

  24. 01:22

    Valet #2

    He ain't got a statue.

  25. 01:23

    Valet #1

    He ain't got a statue.

  26. 01:23

    No, no, no.

  27. 01:26

    Valet #1

    The Oscar goes to Liam Neeson's Darkman.

  28. 01:30

    Valet #2

    Man, face was changing.

  29. 01:32

    Valet #1

    How hard is that?

  30. 01:33

    Valet #2

    It ain't hard, dog.

  31. 01:34

    Valet #1

    It's not hard at all.

  32. 01:35

    Damn.

  33. 01:36

    Valet #1

    That's stupid, man.

  34. 01:37

    Valet #2

    Ops, ops.

  35. 01:38

    Valet #1

    Battleship?

  36. 01:39

    Valet #2

    Oh, shit.

  37. 01:41

    Valet #2

    Oh, shit.

  38. 01:43

    Oh, shit.

  39. 01:50

    Valet #1

    Battleship.

  40. 01:50

    It's

  41. 01:52

    Valet #2

    Liam Neeson's straight kilt, a robot, boom.

  42. 01:55

    Valet #1

    Liam Neeson is my shiznit.

  43. 01:58

    Valet #1

    But you know who I like as much as Neeson?

  44. 02:02

    Valet #2

    As much as Neeson? Who?

  45. 02:05

    Valet #1

    Bruce Willey.

  46. 02:06

    Valet #2

    Oh!

  47. 02:13

    Valet #2

    Bruce Willey is my .

  48. 02:16

    Valet #1

    Oh, what if they made a movie with Liam Neeson and Bruce Willey?

  49. 02:22

    Nieces and Willie. Glee and nieces. Harder, man. Harder.

  50. 02:26

    That would be my shame!

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