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The Stolen Years Collection
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Shot like a soft-focus luxury jewelry commercial, the spot follows a lovely young woman through a sunlit morning while a smooth narrator praises her beauty and intelligence, then admits her boyfriend can sometimes picture life without her. His solution is the Stolen Years Collection from DeFears: a small box that looks as if it might hold an engagement ring but instead contains a pretty, noncommittal piece of jewelry. As she opens it, her delight slowly turns into polite disappointment, and the narrator cheerfully explains that each piece marks the months and years he is taking from her while he decides whether he could do better.
The funny people
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Give her the gift that keeps on giving you more time.
A line of jewelry as gorgeous as her and as non-committal as you.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
The commercial's voice-over narrator is credited on IMDb to Bray Poor. The end card names the fictional jeweler DeFears.
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