Fenton's Stables and Horse Ranch

A couple's pleasant trail ride goes sour when one of them points out how well endowed the man's horse is, and he no longer wants to continue. A narrator then introduces Fenton's Stables and Horse Ranch, whose owners Ted and Emily Skull proudly show off a stallion bred to be no bigger than an average man, explain that their family has spent generations selectively breeding toward smaller horses, and mention the grim fate of their most extreme success. Back on the trail, the reassured rider is told he still measures up, and the ad closes on the ranch's slogan.