Guru Bohemian Rhapsody

At his first symposium on the higher consciousness, the Guru Maharishi Yogi greets a small circle of earnest Western seekers, happily confirms their belief that Indians are more spiritually in tune than everyone else, and explains that gurus pass on their wisdom through ancient Sanskrit chants, rather like Christian hymns but catchier. He then performs the story of the demon and the mongoose, the moral dilemma of a young man confessing a terrible crime to his mother, pausing between verses to translate and to speculate with great seriousness about what kind of pistol was used, until his reverent translation reveals the sacred text to be Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.