Quality Polis: Pakora and a Dead Body

Officers McGregor and Toshan munch pakora from a curry shop they suspect is a gangland front, then arrive at a living room where a man lies apparently shot in the head. While waiting for the detectives they drip chilli sauce on the body, swap shoes with the victim, pull off his prosthetic leg and fret about the DNA they have left everywhere. When the bloodied man sits up, the pair flee screaming that zombies are real, and the 'victim' concludes he just fell and banged his head before helping himself to the abandoned pakora.

This was the first appearance of Burnistoun's 'quality polis' McGregor and Toshan, introduced in the opening episode of Series 2; the pair returned in several Series 3 episodes.