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Wanking in the Office
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
With a supervisor due to visit, Roger announces that staff must stop masturbating in the office. His colleagues defend the practice as a source of morale and productivity, treating the restriction as an attack on their freedoms. Peter counters with the practical damage to his paperwork. The manager ends the argument with a firm ban, only to find that another employee has ignored the discussion altogether.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 6
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
How well do we work when we can just wank at will?
It's covert oppression.
It's outrageous.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
A contemporary review compared the argument to debates about banning smoking in offices.
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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