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Superdude vs Milkman at the Ice Cream Parlor

All That1995Season 2Episode 4
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The setup

Milkman goes undercover as a waitress at Penny Lane's favorite ice cream parlor, armed with a catapult built to finish off the lactose-intolerant Superdude.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Penny Lane drags her jittery friend Mark Cant to an ice cream parlor, where a suspiciously elderly waitress takes their order. When a leather-jacketed bully starts hassling Penny and calling Mark a tube, Mark excuses himself to the bathroom and bursts back as Superdude, reciting his powers alongside a fondness for stuffed animals and long-distance phone calls before sending the bully crawling. The waitress then drops her disguise to reveal Milkman, who smears ice cream across the hero's head; a girl pops up to explain that lactose intolerance leaves Superdude powerless against dairy. Milkman rolls out an ice cream catapult to finish the job, but Penny ends up wearing the giant scoop instead, and the recovered Superdude hurls Milkman up through the ceiling before closing with a pun about who pays for the mess.

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I also enjoy fluffy stuffed animals and soft kisses and chatting on the phone long distance.

That's Superdude, and I know you mispronounced it on purpose.

Well, I'll pay for the hole in the ceiling, but I'm afraid the ice cream's on you.

ScriptEnglish · 55 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:00

    Penny Lane

    They have the best ice cream here. Mark? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you, Mark? You act like you're afraid of ice cream or something.

  2. 00:12

    Mark Cant

    Jeepers, Penny. No one's afraid of ice cream. Is that really?

  3. 00:18

    Oh, hello,

  4. 00:20

    Milkman

    Oh, dears, can I be getting y'all some ice cream?

  5. 00:24

    Mark Cant

    No.

  6. 00:24

    Penny Lane

    Yes. I'll have an ice cream sundae, please.

  7. 00:26

    Milkman

    Oh, dear.

  8. 00:30

    Bully

    Hey, well, well, well. Well, if it isn't Penny Lane. Who's the tube?

  9. 00:36

    Penny Lane

    He's not a tube. This is my friend, Mark Kent.

  10. 00:38

    Mark Cant

    Pleased to make your acquaintance.

  11. 00:40

    Bully

    Oh. Get low.

  12. 00:42

    Mark Cant

    Hey, you leave Penny be.

  13. 00:44

    Bully

    Well, what are you gonna do about it, tube?

  14. 00:47

    Mark Cant

    Um, I have to go to the bathroom.

  15. 00:49

    Bully

    Oh, let me give you a hand. Come on.

  16. 00:51

    Mark Cant

    Thank you. All right. You are such a gentleman. All right. You know, you don't meet nice people like you anymore.

  17. 00:56

    Bully

    Yeah, I know. What's the world coming to? All right.

  18. 00:58

    Penny Lane

    Oh, big Jack, you're nothing but a bully!

  19. 01:03

    Bully

    How about a hug? Come on. Come on.

  20. 01:05

    Wait. What?

  21. 01:06

    Bully

    Give me a hug.

  22. 01:22

    Superdude

    Hug this!

  23. 01:25

    Penny Lane

    Super Dude!

  24. 01:27

    Superdude

    That's right, I'm Super Superdude! The teenage superhero with powers far beyond those of idiots like this guy with a plunger on his face. I can fly through the air and I can bend things that are hard.

  25. 01:39

    Superdude

    I also enjoy fluffy stuffed animals and soft kisses and chatting on the phone long distance.

  26. 01:48

    Bully

    I don't care who you are. Superdude or no Superdude. You going down.

  27. 01:53

    Yeah, now

  28. 02:11

    Superdude

    Now let me show you it's really done.

  29. 02:19

    Bully

    My bad. My bad. I see you.

  30. 02:23

    Penny Lane

    Let's hear it for Super Dude.

  31. 02:25

    I should

  32. 02:29

    Milkman

    Let's not!

  33. 02:33

    Superdude

    Milkman, well, I should have known you make one ugly old woman.

  34. 02:37

    Milkman

    That's correct, Super Dupe.

  35. 02:41

    Superdude

    That's Super Dude, and I know you mispronounced it on purpose.

  36. 02:44

    Milkman

    Oh, yeah? Prove it.

  37. 02:46

    Superdude

    No, I think it's time to teach you a lesson.

  38. 02:49

    Milkman

    I think you're gonna have a hard time teaching me anything with this ice cream all over your head, Super Dude.

  39. 02:57

    Penny Lane

    Superdude, go after him!

  40. 02:59

    The Explaining Girl

    He can't! Superdude is lactose intolerant!

  41. 03:03

    Penny Lane

    Lactose intolerant? What's that?

  42. 03:05

    The Explaining Girl

    It means he can't handle dairy products, milk, cheese, yogurt, etc. Anything with milk in it can defeat his super strength!

  43. 03:13

    Milkman

    Especially ice cream! Look out, stupid dude!

  44. 03:31

    Milkman

    Now, just one more thing, it'll be goodbye forever, Super Dude!

  45. 03:37

    Superdude

    Milkman, um... can we just sit down and discuss our differences?

  46. 03:42

    Milkman

    No, when I fling this giant scoop of ice cream at your head, you will be finished forever! So long, Super Dude.

  47. 03:56

    Superdude

    For you, Milkman! Oh, this is for trying to harm me.

  48. 04:03

    Milkman

    Ow!

  49. 04:03

    Superdude

    This is for calling me names. And this is for getting Penny all messy. Enjoy your flight.

  50. 04:09

    Superdude

    Penny!

  51. 04:16

    The Explaining Girl

    Hit it! You're the Super Dude, even if you are lactose intolerant...

  52. 04:23

    Superdude

    Oh, Penny, Penny! Penny, are you okay?

  53. 04:31

    Penny Lane

    No. I prefer chocolate.

  54. 04:38

    Who's gonna pay for all of this?

  55. 04:40

    Superdude

    Well, I'll pay for the hole in the ceiling, but I'm afraid the ice cream's on you.

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