In this pre-taped musical sketch, a cheerful family shows off their Christmas haul in sing-song fashion. The son (Kyle Mooney) received a drum set, drone, Lego Millennium Falcon, and even a McLovin Cameo. The daughter (Chloe Fineman) got a smartphone, hoverboard, replica sword, and more. Dad (Beck Bennett) scored a vintage pinball machine, outdoor pizza oven, laptop, and autographed baseball bat. Even the family dog received squeaky toys, treats, and his own plush robe. Meanwhile, Mom (Kristen Wiig) sits with a single gift—a discount bathrobe, marked down 40%. Through deadpan delivery and increasingly dark asides (like mentioning she burned her hand on the oven "but didn't even scream because I keep the pain inside of me"), the sketch hilariously skewers how mothers are often overlooked during the holidays despite doing all the work to make Christmas magical for everyone else.