In this musical pretape, a family enthusiastically raps about their Christmas morning haul in a style reminiscent of a generic Old Navy commercial. The dad, son, and daughter each show off multiple expensive gifts including a telescope, drum set, new phone, Hulk Hands, and more. Meanwhile, the mom (Kristen Wiig) repeatedly mentions her single gift - a robe that's on sale for 40% off. As the family continues to celebrate their bounty, the mom's forced cheerfulness gives way to quiet indignation, perfectly showcasing Wiig's deadpan delivery. The sketch reaches peak absurdity when even the family dog receives multiple presents, including his own tiny robe. The piece brilliantly captures the reality that mothers often do all the holiday work - shopping, wrapping, decorating, cooking - only to be overlooked when it comes to receiving gifts themselves. The mom even mentions burning her hand on the oven "but I didn't even scream, cus I keep the pain inside of me!"
